Ok, I won't go down the whole list, and will only list one.

BUT what things happened to you, whilst planning or celebrating your wedding that didn't go quite right?

For me, recently ordered my hubby's ring.
Now, try to remember I live in Quebec, surrounded by French people... (who apparently don't use spellcheck) and had requested an engraving on hubby's ring.
It reads EXACTLY like this:

"For Ever And Allways"

Needless to say, they will correct it free of charge to "Forever And Always"

But GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Come on ladies and gents, what went wonky for you?

All of the under aged people at the Wedding Reception getting bladdered on all the Wine and Champagne we had provided...

.. and repeatedly having to listen to a whingy landlord threatenin to close the bar and kick us out... whilst stepping over vomit.

.. oh.. then there was the DJ who had quite an affinity with all the drunken brats, and decided to play Rap music and Dance songs at their request

Actually, I am still rather peed off about the whole thing...

Would you believe my nails!!! I had the worst set of nails done the morning of the day before my wedding, and it took me till 8pm that evening to find someone to soak off and redo.

I therefore attended our pre-wedding dinner/drinks 3 hours late, in a pair of baggy jeans, a lime green wooly jumper, no make-up and hair scrapped back, which made a lovely impression, considering some of the guests hadn't seen me for over 3 years!!!

I then went home in tears, convinced my hubby wasn't going to show. Untill, a taxi driver appeared at my mums door with a bottle of bubbly and a note saying 'see you at 2 tomorrow beautiful, love you, The Groom'.

He turned up, my nails were gorgeous, and we had a lovely day, as I'm sure you will. xxx

....although there was a slight incident with a large canister of helium, Jasons brother and an ambulance but i wount go into that lol....

That reminds me.. my nails were awful but that was because I knew zilch about Nails then and Pink and Whites just didn't look good on badly bitten nails...

.. More...Whites with a hint of Pink

Well it all went horribly wrong for me when she turned round to the Vicar and said "I Do"

Only kidding...had a fab day and nothing went wrong and would do it all over again every day

My HAIRDRESSER!!!

My usual hairdresser did my hair and advised that he would do me, my 3 bridesmaids & my mum all in the morning before the wedding alone!

I had my doubts but he was adamant that it was plenty of time since the wedding wasn't till two.

Needless to say he ran out of time my sister had to do my mums hair and while she was doing my mums i was doing hers. None of us were happy with the results!

I never got any photos at the house because of this and i was 30mins late for the wedding! Which was on Ash Wednesday and i was told i couldn't be late because of the services after my wedding which were then held up!

Nightmare!!!

Collin stop shakin your butt at me!

He only does it cos he can

THAT'S got me in giggles.
My hubby had best NOT ever utter anything like that, or thanks to a cast iron pan, his smile will be on the other side of his face

First marriage went wrong because I said "I do"

Second time, I'm pleased to say, nothing at all.

Aw come on give me a break...just trying to learn to fly...if I spin it fast enough I might just lift off the ground

Our wedding venue booked all the rooms out to one of their biggest clients even though we had said we wanted all the rooms for our guests - we didn't put anything in writing though and the venue just booked to their biggest client - we had to change our wedding date - I was gutted and so upset with the venue but we risked loosing a lot of money on deposits if we changed venue.

we got married last June when there was all the bad floods everywhere. It threw it down with rain all day, the church roof was leaking so there was buckets everywhere and we only had a few pics taken outside under a big white umbrella! It was a day to remember anyway!
x x

My father decided that he probably couldn't face all those people so he locked himself in the loo, telling me that I would have to ask my uncle to give me away!
I was marrying a fireman, and I was being taken to the church on a vintage fire engine. I told him in not so subtle tones that either he came out of the loo of his own volition or I would have Hampshire Fire and Rescue's finest eject him using whatever means necessary.
It was about a 3 minute run from the house where I was staying to the church, but the driver of the vintage engine decided it would be much more fun to drive me (and my father, clinging on for dear life!) around the streets of Winchester. People stopped and cheered, and waved, and took photographs. Cars stopped and tooted their horns, and I could have died with embarrassment!
My husband had bothered with neither wedding night hotel nor honeymoon, so I hastily rang a local hotel and pleaded with them for a room. My groom went back to work on the Monday and I spent the day with the dog.
Hmmm.
Perhaps it shouldn't have been the surprise that it was when it all came to a sorry end.

The limo company sold the limo we booked and sent us some clapped out old banger instead!
Also don't let 3yr olds near chocolate fountains. It doesn't end well.