Salon Geek - Hardee har har http://www.salongeek.com/ A forum for a good chuckle en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:40:26 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.salongeek.com/images/element/misc/rss.jpg Salon Geek - Hardee har har http://www.salongeek.com/ Diaries of a dog and cat http://www.salongeek.com/hardee-har-har/102421-diaries-dog-cat.html Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:08:11 GMT A Dog's Diary…

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

A Cat's Diary…

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now............... ]]> Hardee har har marioned http://www.salongeek.com/hardee-har-har/102421-diaries-dog-cat.html Funny! Before or After Siesta When in Spain? http://www.salongeek.com/hardee-har-har/102174-funny-before-after-siesta-when-spain.html Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:21:13 GMT Returned in the early hours of this morning from a holiday on the remote island of La Gomera in the Canary Islands. Beautiful weather and lovely, friendly people who are excited about the new Spar which has been opened in the village with spanking new car park behind it. I think the bays to... Returned in the early hours of this morning from a holiday on the remote island of La Gomera in the Canary Islands. Beautiful weather and lovely, friendly people who are excited about the new Spar which has been opened in the village with spanking new car park behind it.

I think the bays to the left of the photie were painted before lunch. The ones to the right..... after siesta perhaps??

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]]> Hardee har har Mrs.Clooney http://www.salongeek.com/hardee-har-har/102174-funny-before-after-siesta-when-spain.html <![CDATA[Moonwalk fail vid 'soooo funny']]> http://www.salongeek.com/hardee-har-har/101739-moonwalk-fail-vid-soooo-funny.html Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:40:57 GMT
listen out for his so called 'mates' wetting themselves at him! ]]> Hardee har har Orbie http://www.salongeek.com/hardee-har-har/101739-moonwalk-fail-vid-soooo-funny.html hic!! http://www.salongeek.com/hardee-har-har/101686-hic.html Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:42:31 GMT YouTube - Marula fruit - African booze tree. Very funny animals, hope this link works x
Very funny animals, hope this link works x ]]> Hardee har har marioned http://www.salongeek.com/hardee-har-har/101686-hic.html