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Bizarre facts ... , but true - 20-01-06, 10:39 PM

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

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3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they
start with.

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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.

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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your
heart stops for a millisecond.

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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.

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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.

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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
history.

Spades - King David

Clubs - Alexander the Great,

Hearts - Charlemagne

Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.

If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of
wounds received in battle.

If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.

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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.

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18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?

Ans. - Honey

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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

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20. A snail can sleep for three years.

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21. All polar bears are left handed.

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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.

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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

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24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

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27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.

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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.

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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.

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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

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36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
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20-01-06, 10:43 PM

Wow!!
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20-01-06, 10:45 PM

Yep your right u can't lick your elbow
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20-01-06, 10:46 PM

Forgot to say I can touch my nose with my tongue and polar bears skin is black not pink
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Exclaim 20-01-06, 10:50 PM

Some cool things.
This one 27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
Im not sure its right, as the revengers tragedy has 'assassination' mentioned in it & it was around in the late 1400 (i think)
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20-01-06, 10:54 PM

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Some cool things.
This one 27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
Im not sure its right, as the revengers tragedy has 'assassination' mentioned in it & it was around in the late 1400 (i think)
hey sommer im not sure myself if all this is true! im just showing u all some of the threads my hubby post on his fishing forum xxx men ey!!
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20-01-06, 11:17 PM

I thought they were cool hun & some of them really got me thinking lol it doesnt happen that often lol
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21-01-06, 10:51 AM

True what they say you learn something new everyday.
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21-01-06, 10:57 AM

gotta stop wearing headphones!!!
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21-01-06, 11:24 AM

wow ! enjoyed that,
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21-01-06, 12:39 PM

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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
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I had trouble READING that, never mind SAYING it!!! lol
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21-01-06, 12:46 PM

OMG how do they know this? have they studied drunk ants? Have they watched polar bears trying to write? How the hell do you take a tongue print?!!!
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21-01-06, 01:08 PM

Quote:
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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.

If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of
wounds received in battle.

If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
How cool is this? - going to have to find some statues now!
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22-01-06, 08:55 PM

In Portugal we call the continent were Australia is Oceania don't you?
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havent ever heard that we are called oceania (does sound pretty though) we are technically called australasia....still ends with an A!
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