Best Drunk Story

nailzoo · **Best Drunk Story -** 24-10-06, 02:11 PM

Best Drunk Story

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck ass naked.

Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says...

"Grandpa ... Go home, you're drunk."

The Beauty Zoo · 24-10-06, 10:55 PM

LMAO!!!!!!

Love it!!!!

Pirate Sarah · 25-10-06, 12:37 PM

Brilliant! he he he he he he! xx

Urban Geek · 25-10-06, 03:07 PM

Thanks! I needed something to cheer me up today!

*Gemma* · 25-10-06, 03:11 PM

Love it

Donna967 · 26-10-06, 01:57 PM

An oldie but a goodie

Hope · 27-10-06, 04:11 PM

Very good

nailzoo Grand Geek Posts: 5,096 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Australia	Best Drunk Story - 24-10-06, 02:11 PM Best Drunk Story A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck ass naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says... "Grandpa ... Go home, you're drunk."

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The Beauty Zoo Freaky geeky Posts: 995 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: cornwall	24-10-06, 10:55 PM LMAO!!!!!! Love it!!!!

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Pirate Sarah Massively geeky Posts: 654 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Midlands	25-10-06, 12:37 PM Brilliant! he he he he he he! xx

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Urban Geek Creative Master Posts: 6,816 Join Date: May 2004 Location: UK	25-10-06, 03:07 PM Thanks! I needed something to cheer me up today!

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Gemma Master Geek Posts: 1,872 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: fixed back geek !	25-10-06, 03:11 PM Love it

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Donna967 Real geeky Posts: 317 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Adelaide	26-10-06, 01:57 PM An oldie but a goodie

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Hope Grand Geek Posts: 3,301 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The South West	27-10-06, 04:11 PM Very good

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