sick leave blonde joke!

michelle g · **sick leave blonde joke! -** 30-06-08, 11:54 AM

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss wouldn't
allow me to take leave.

I thought maybe if I acted 'crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the Boss might think I
was 'crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'what in the name of god are you doing' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said 'you are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office.......
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'...... And where do you think you're going?!'
(you're gonna love this)
She said, I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.

Tracey Roberts · 30-06-08, 12:01 PM

I love this, soooo funny

Bagpuss · 30-06-08, 12:05 PM

i don't get it....

....(blonde)

Katykitten · 30-06-08, 05:24 PM

lol, very good! xx

michelle g Freaky geeky Posts: 1,158 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: kent	sick leave blonde joke! - 30-06-08, 11:54 AM I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss wouldn't allow me to take leave. I thought maybe if I acted 'crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the Boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'what in the name of god are you doing' I told him I was a light bulb. He said 'you are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office....... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '...... And where do you think you're going?!' (you're gonna love this) She said, I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.

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Tracey Roberts Very geeky Posts: 507 Join Date: May 2008 Location: worcester uk	30-06-08, 12:01 PM I love this, soooo funny

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Bagpuss Sleepy Geek Zzzzzzzz Posts: 14,279 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: uk	30-06-08, 12:05 PM i don't get it........(blonde)

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Katykitten Massively geeky Posts: 861 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cardiff	30-06-08, 05:24 PM lol, very good! xx

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