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Nine words women use-and what they really mean. - 11-08-08, 11:14 AM

Nine words women use...


1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an

argument when they are right and you need to shut up.




2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)


6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
Faint. Just say you're welcome.


8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying(F YOU)!


9.)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
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11-08-08, 12:08 PM

so true, think i'm going to show this thread to husband so he doesn't make these common mistakes anymore! xx
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11-08-08, 07:25 PM

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so true, think i'm going to show this thread to husband so he doesn't make these common mistakes anymore! xx
Indeed i am with you on that one! Very educational thread
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13-08-08, 03:07 AM

My boyfriend's father has often told me that if he could understand women, he would write a book about it and become a millionaire. I think I'll show him this tonight
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19-08-08, 09:04 PM

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4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

I've just used this one myself! We will see if he goes out on friday night rather than visit my mum on her birthday with me..... lol xx
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A true talk - 23-08-08, 11:44 AM

hi

guys. This tropic is absolutely true. thanks for your great information
thanks again.
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23-08-08, 01:08 PM

Love it!!...god i love being female
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