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Just a normal friday night out with the girls! -
13-08-08, 12:22 PM
I dont usually read or post in hardee har har but i thought this was ace !!
-important health advice for women - Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. WARNING: The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!! 
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15-08-08, 07:08 PM
that really put a smile on my face
 thanks. and because i love wine hehe. xxxx
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15-08-08, 11:24 PM
was this written for me?? or about me .... !! i think both !!
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16-08-08, 10:38 AM
Lol, very true! It put a smile on my face! xx
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