TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

I think my other half (male) is actually a woman! I loved "cat's facial expressions"

I can testify that as mother to 4 persians, I can tell the whole range of facial expressions including Leo's not well face, Lily's slightly insecure face and only I can tell if Jasper has tummyache!
Their Dad despairs!

but what if you're a dog person, I like cats, but deffo a dog person. I know my dogs expressions. You shoulda seen Sam's face tonight with all the fireworks going off cos there was an Asian wedding nearby, scared poor love, he was clung to his mummy for dear life

thing is he is the man of the house and such a buzzard

anne xx

ps love this thread btw

Mr ted the dog is also easy to read. If anything easir than the kits. He smiles, frowns, looks upset when hes been naughty, and has been known to grass up a naughty cat.
All fun in my house eh?

Number 2 cracked me up