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Hi everyone, I havent posted for ages, I hope some of you remember me LOL I am still ploughing on with my teaching degree and things are going really well. Anyway the reason for this post is that as a struggling student one of my tutors made me aware of claiming back bank charges and gave me...

Hi Everyone, I have also been trying to find out any information about Mui, does anyone have a photo of Mui and her son. One Thailand has a comprehensive list of all unidentified persons who didn't survive, I know it's very a sad thing to have to do but they are urging people who still haven't...

Hi Everyone, http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=CD15297428 Some of you may have noticed that I haven't been around for ages (and some of you may not lol). I am now at University studying for a BA hons and then plan a career as a primary school teacher. I would like to say...

Hi Everyone, I cant remember if I have already posted this, so apoligies if its a repeat. WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have...

Hi Everyone, A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on...

Hi Everyone, Hope you enjoy. A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you...

Hi Everyone, This is one of my all time favourites. The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see through top on and no bra.Her grandmother has a fit,telling her she dare not go out like this. The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams.These are modern times. You gotta...

Hi Everyone, Elderly: Whilst working for an organisation that delivers meals to the elderly, I used to take my 4 yr old daughter on my afternoon rounds.The various appliances of old age, walking sticks, zimmer frames,and wheel chairs unfailingly intrigued her. One day i found her staring...

Hi Everyone, A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,the Wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner...

Hi Everyone, I have found a really cool site that designs Avatars and Signature banners, You dont have to join the site, just click on Avatar and Banner requests and tell them what you would like, they are all so nice and very very clever. They are designing one for me at the moment...

Hi Everyone, A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we...

Hi Everyone, This was written by Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its...

There is something wrong with this picture, its quite tricky to work out what, after a few seconds you will be given a clue so listen carefully, its really hard but great fun, enjoy. http://www.radical-jokes.com/html/Whats-Wrong-Here.html Claire x

Try this to see if your job is good/bad. http://www.radical-jokes.com/html/Does-My-Job-Stink.html Claire x

Pacific Cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, David, Darren and Elaine. They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally But sadly Elaine feels so bad about having sex with David and Darren and kills herself. Sad for David and Darren, but they get...

BODY MEETING All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen". "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate...

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the...

Hi Everyone, I originally posted this catchy tune in Murder on the dance floor thread, but was worried some peeps might have missed it, I first heard this at a friends divorce party PMSL so thought I would share it, make sure you sing along now ladies. At first I was afraid, I was...

Hi Everyone, A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish" "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in her hands...

Hi Everyone, A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After the mas he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor repiled, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I...