Best revenge on ex partners or any one else...

[Bonkers]

I was replying to a tinting thread earlier and posted about a tint i did on an ex and a spray tan i did turning him orange as part of my revenge. I just wondered does anyone else have any funny revenge stories that they would like to share, we could all use a laugh in this terrible weather, and i cant be the only evil person on here.

revenge is best served cold eh??

Once i set up a group on facebook dedicated to my ex who liked to see more than one girl at a time. I invited all his friends on facebook with embarrasing pictures of him turns out i wasnt the only one wanting revenge on the little man. hehe. i have since removed the page after him telling me he would take me to court because of it hehe, think he didnt like the pic of his pimply a@*e. hahaha. oopsy!

 

[NoLimitNails]

I have never done anything myself but a friend did throw all of her boyfriends shoes out the window, they lived on 9th floor so he couldn't just look out and see them... Another time she poured beetrootjuice in all the food she cooked, this makes the pee look like it has blood in it. When he then decided to go to the doctor, she stoped pouring it in just two days before, so that there wouldn't be anything on the appointment, then start again after.... worst part is, they are still together...:green::green::green::green:

 

[Marley's Ghost]

I was replying to a tinting thread earlier and posted about a tint i did on an ex and a spray tan i did turning him orange as part of my revenge. I just wondered does anyone else have any funny revenge stories that they would like to share, we could all use a laugh in this terrible weather, and i cant be the only evil person on here.

revenge is best served cold eh??

Once i set up a group on facebook dedicated to my ex who liked to see more than one girl at a time. I invited all his friends on facebook with embarrasing pictures of him turns out i wasnt the only one wanting revenge on the little man. hehe. i have since removed the page after him telling me he would take me to court because of it hehe, think he didnt like the pic of his pimply a@*e. hahaha. oopsy!

You're quite scary - but well done

 

[Noodle]

Silent revenge really ....

Following the divorce of my 1st husband, I sold all the jewellery he gave me, and blew the proceeds on a once in a lifetime tour of Australia! :green:

 

[TIPTOP]

OOOoooh you see this will show you all my dark side, I had an ex who was in the army, well he cheated on me, so I urinated in his mouth wash bottle after pouring the mouth wash down the sink that he had in the bathroom and added food colouring to it to make the colour of the original mouth wash lmao, I crushed laxatives and added it to the sugar container, placed sellotape to all his lightbulbs (the tape starts smoking after a while due to the heat) smeared lipgloss over the windows of his pride and joy car, cleared his funds out of his account and spent it on shoes and more lipgloss, I packed all his designer jeans and shirts,suits and donated them to the local charity shop.

Now I dont want anyone thinking that I am proud of my actions so please dont try this at home, but I wanted revenge and I got it BIG time, hopefully the lesson he learned was not to be caught in bed with another man!! looking back Im pleased I found out the hard way, well I can say that now but but back then it nearly ruined my faith in men.

I could tell you more but I think Ive said enough
(I am nice really lol)

Sue x

 

[Zo Zo]

I used to go out with a really funny guy, oh my god he used to make me fall off my chair laughing. On our first date he told me how he got revenge on his ex when she divorced him and sold their house.

Basically he objected to being told the house had to be sold, it was a listed cottage that he had put his heart and soul into renovating. He did everything he could to keep it but eventually the legal system got the better of him and the house was put on the market by solicitors. He was then told that an offer had been accepted and the buyers wanted to come round and measure up for curtains.

Apparently he was on his best behavour all morning, but had secretly been into the ensuite, scrubbed the toilet clean, bleached it, flushed it a few times, then left a Mars bar in it

He left the toilet seat up, then when the buyers went in there and pretended not to see the 'poo', he went in after them and said to his wife,' OH MY GOD, HOW DISGUSTING, YOU COULD HAVE FLUSHED IT!' She was mortified and said, 'It's not one of mine!' and he said, 'YES IT IS! AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT!' Then rolled up his sleeve, fished it out... and took a bite of it :lol::lol::lol:

He said the buyers looked like they were having heart failure, they couldn't get out of the house fast enough, they couldn't couldn't get their car into gear, then drove down the road with the handbrake on, they were so shocked and horrified.

Good job I was only 21 when he told me this. If it was now I would need a Tena lady.

 

[deanosnana]

Apparently he was on his best behavour all morning, but had secretly been into the ensuite, scrubbed the toilet clean, bleached it, flushed it a few times, then left a Mars bar in it

He left the toilet seat up, then when the buyers went in there and pretended not to see the 'poo', he went in after them and said to his wife,' OH MY GOD, HOW DISGUSTING, YOU COULD HAVE FLUSHED IT!' She was mortified and said, 'It's not one of mine!' and he said, 'YES IT IS! AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT!' Then rolled up his sleeve, fished it out... and took a bite of it :lol::lol::lol:

GREAT story! :lol:

 

[Helbels]

An evil (male) friend of mine gets his revenge in a simple way... He goes online, and signs the person up to every bit of junk mail/double glazing/annoying offer he can find. He also replies to every bit of junk mail that comes through his own door for a few weeks, sending a reply back and saying "I am interested in your product - please send more details and phone me" - and gives his target's name/number

I hope I never get on his wrong side.....

 

[Kim Lawless]

Zo Zo.....love that story.

Oh.....where to start! Well, I used to go out with a guy who was a singer and he wore a dinner suit as part of his act. He was a sly little git. One of those who was always up to something but you could never quite put your finger on what.

Anyway, once I'd caught him out for being the devious rat I knew he was, I chopped 6 inches off the bottom of his trousers, hemmed them and pressed them and waited for the screaming phone call just as he was about to go on stage. Classic! He had to borrow a pair off of one of the waiters.

 

[Violet Star]

Oh wow guys im in stiches hahahaha!! You evil little devils.

The only revenge i have had so far on my ex (we been split for around 5-7 hours) I told him that im getting over him and getting under someone else and spending the night with a very good male friend (perhaps i could send him a lovely picture to his mobile)
Haha but thats nothing i need to have a think.

I have heard of a great story about a woman who got revenge on her ex by having sex on the bonnet of his car whilst he was in his house and text him and said look out the window. God how funny would that be!

xx

 

[Ruth Mills]

Oh wow guys im in stiches hahahaha!! You evil little devils.

The only revenge i have had so far on my ex (we been split for around 5-7 hours) I told him that im getting over him and getting under someone else and spending the night with a very good male friend (perhaps i could send him a lovely picture to his mobile)
Haha but thats nothing i need to have a think.

I have heard of a great story about a woman who got revenge on her ex by having sex on the bonnet of his car whilst he was in his house and text him and said look out the window. God how funny would that be!

xx

I wouldn't be inclined to punish him by going out with someone else; that would just bring you down to his level (even though you would have technically been split up at the time). Better to concoct a plan to really humiliate him in some way :green:

 

[Ruth Mills]

Oh wow guys im in stiches hahahaha!! You evil little devils.

The only revenge i have had so far on my ex (we been split for around 5-7 hours) I told him that im getting over him and getting under someone else and spending the night with a very good male friend (perhaps i could send him a lovely picture to his mobile)
Haha but thats nothing i need to have a think.

I have heard of a great story about a woman who got revenge on her ex by having sex on the bonnet of his car whilst he was in his house and text him and said look out the window. God how funny would that be!

xx

Sonia says you should cook him a dog food pie!!!

 

[Violet Star]

Haha Good idea! But to be honest i dont want to see his mug shot of a face lol

 

[glitz]

Not really done anything out of the ordinary myself apart from the usual letting tyres down, scratching cd`s, selling games consoles. But a very close friend of mine who is married STILL to an absolute arse of an excuse for a husband does things on a regular basis to date these are some of the things she has got away with, Cooked a dog food pie with puff pastry, placed prawns in his jacket inside pocket a week before he went away for a few days then removed them and lovingly packed his case for him, wait for it the finale waited for him to go to sleep then straddled him and peed on his face! needless to say he woke up but it was too late by then he had had a mouth full.

 

[tigi]

I went out with a guy and he cheated on me repeatedly........anyway, i sent pics of him in the nude to a gay lads mag asking for advise on how to luanch his career as a gay pinup , apparently several wrote back to him!, and also when it was his birthday, i put up happy 40th birthday signs around all the roundabouts for miles around his house , it was his 30th birthday!

am evil........

 

[angel fingers]

well i love your stories, i wont go into details, but my ex is now DEAD

 

[Violet Star]

Ive just took an idea....And done it lol

Joined my ex to every viagra mailing list possible hahahahaha im in stiches

 

[tigi]

whilst you are at it violet, sign him up to incontinence ones too!

 

[Violet Star]

well i love your stories, i wont go into details, but my ex is now DEAD

Did you kill him?

 

[Ruth Mills]

Ive just took an idea....And done it lol

Joined my ex to every viagra mailing list possible hahahahaha im in stiches

LOL!!!!

How about signing him up to some Gay dating web sites too???