I'm witholding my vote until Adele offers to provide to EVERY WOMAN on the face of the earth, a "Male Remote".
This remote will control: Hubbies, boyfriends & sons.
It will:
- cause men to SUCCESSFULLY aim INTO the toilet AND clean up any drops that they might miss (if the batteries are low in the remote, they might miss) AND they will put BOTH the seat and the cover down on the toilet when finished.
- have a volume control (to sound out their snoring and other tiresome noises)
- have a gas converter (that converts fart's malicious odours into the floral scent of the woman's choice)
- have a "dutiful partner" function that causes the male subject to behave like an equal partner and do his fair share around the house INCLUDING diaper changes, poop-scooping of kitty litter AND cleaning the oven
- a Romance button, which will cause him to either A) behave romantically instead of like a horny dog or B) cause him to choose a sentimental romantic gift for special occasions instead of a blender or coffee maker.
- have an entertainment button, that will cause him to entertain/care for the children so you can have a TRULY RELAXING bath or cuppa without having to run interference
- have a "Yes Dear/I understand hun" button for the males that are truly stupid and don't understand we simply want to vent without them offering ways (that don't work) of "fixing things"
- Built in 'blinders' that will prevent them from getting whiplash from looking elsewhere.....
- have a "remote rejection" button, that will cause hubbies to give up the remote and cease channel surfing
- have a "work like a dog" button so that they will FINALLY finish all the tasks on the "Honey Do" list of things that have needed doing for quite some time.
Any other ideas, ladies?????
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