Does anyone do their own colonics???

[number1kitty]

I watched that detox programn last year, and they showed home colonic kits and used garlic and coffee douches to cleanse the colon.

Apparently removing these toxins and build up of slime in effect boosts weight loss and also helps with disease prevention etc.

Does anyone here do this to themselves as I have seen the kit on ebay and am embarking on a diet from next week. I want to do this daily as seen on the programn.

Just want to know if its safe????

Thanks Kate xx

 

[hippy-chick]

well its been done for years so I am sure it is save, but tbh I wouldn't do something like that myself unless I was shown how to do it.

They used to do enemas in hospital as routine years ago.

 

[nailzoo]

 

[Kittensgotclaws]

Hahahahahaha :lol: my thoughts exactly! I coulndn't ever think of doing that or even having that done to myself, healthy food and plenty of excersize, that does the trick just nicely!! :lol:

 

['chelle]

Well it looks like I'm not the only one, but when I read the title of this thread, my face literally went .

Did anyone used to watch Green Wing? Do you remember when Joanna talked Dr. Statham into giving himself a coffee colonic? She told him that she did it and every time she farted it was like walking into Starbucks:lol::lol:

 

[Kittensgotclaws]

Well it looks like I'm not the only one, but when I read the title of this thread, my face literally went .

Did anyone used to watch Green Wing? Do you remember when Joanna talked Dr. Statham into giving himself a coffee colonic? She told him that she did it and every time she farted it was like walking into Starbucks:lol::lol:

No i didn't watch that but now i wish i did, i just laughed my ass off at that!! hahahaha "like walking into startbucks" hahahahaha made me chuckle!:lol:
Jo.xxx:hug:

 

['chelle]

No i didn't watch that but now i wish i did, i just laughed my ass off at that!! hahahaha "like walking into startbucks" hahahahaha made me chuckle!:lol:
Jo.xxx:hug:

If you've got Virgin Cable telly you can watch them for free on the catch up on demand bit, both series are there, it's my number one fave programme of all time.

 

[Brandywine]

Well it looks like I'm not the only one, but when I read the title of this thread, my face literally went .

Did anyone used to watch Green Wing? Do you remember when Joanna talked Dr. Statham into giving himself a coffee colonic? She told him that she did it and every time she farted it was like walking into Starbucks:lol::lol:

I love that program.

My nan use to get her friend next door to give her an enema if she was feeling a bit ''bunged up''

 

[Kittensgotclaws]

If you've got Virgin Cable telly you can watch them for free on the catch up on demand bit, both series are there, it's my number one fave programme of all time.

Sadly no, i don't have virgin cable telly, i shall just have to wait til it repeats on sky. thanks though. xxx

I love that program.

My nan use to get her friend next door to give her an enema if she was feeling a bit ''bunged up''

all i have to say is ewwwwww!! :lol: Her neighbour must have been one very good friend to do that, lol xxx

 

[hippy-chick]

I saw a programme a while back, spa of embarrassing problems, run by a Scottish woman who now presents a BBC sunday morning programme.

They did coffee enemas daily on themselves.

It did interest me, the programme, and had lots of interesting things, but some of the people on it where horrendous, as in, didn't want to be helped.

 

[Bonkers]

i used to fly as cabon crew and a few of them used to do this, some of them were actually addicted to doing these to themselves boys and girls included. I could not imagine doing this to myself and i have heard a few things that would def def put me off, such as one of them used to have to put tampons up for a while after (ewwwww i think this was one of the more obsessed) i heard one of the lads chatting one day on a stopover about plugging himself into tap later!!!! and another time he said he forgot his kit so a few squirty bottles of water will do the trick!!!!! im hoping he was just joking but ewwww.

on the bright side heard it feels like someone has cleaned your insides with a toothbrush afterwards. and none of these cabin crew had any fat on them so must work. lol.

 

[nailzoo]

the things you can do discretely with a garden hose .........


well I never ..... well maybe just the once

tell me ....whats the difference between an enema, a ****** and a colonic ?

You started it, I'm just asking the questions.

I can see this thread being closed faster than the turnstiles at an Islamic pilgrimage to an overcrowded Mecca.

 

[adelekeegan1]

the things you can do discretely with a garden hose .........


well I never ..... well maybe just the once

tell me ....whats the difference between an enema, a ****** and a colonic ?

You started it, I'm just asking the questions.

I can see this thread being closed faster than the turnstiles at an Islamic pilgrimage to an overcrowded Mecca.

:green::green::green:

 

[champagne]

Well ive just read all that with clentched butt cheeks......

I dont like coffee ! LOL

 

[number1kitty]

Jesus, I only asked if it would cause any damage.

Colon Cleansing can rid your body of allegies, skin problems such as spots and cellulite and make you glow and your eyes look brighter. You get a massive boost of energy and depression can be improved greatly. The Toxins sat in your colon from processed foods and red meat etc can poison you and cause no end of problems.

I have had colon cleansing done professionaly but ideally you need a few a week and at £60 a time I thought I could save money and do it at home.

With regards to wearing tampax thats usual for gay people as they have weakened there sphinter muscles and have lost control over that function and is not a side effect of colon cleansing.

I just wondered if I was alone by wanting to try the whole internal/external cleanse process, and if there were any safety precautions as I have not trained in this area.

There are hundreds of kits being sold on ebay etc so people out there are obviously doing it, and I don't understand where the 'shock' factor comes in.

You wouldnt be disturbed if someone offered you one!

 

[nailzoo]

With regards to wearing tampax thats usual for gay people as they have weakened there sphinter muscles and have lost control over that function and is not a side effect of colon cleansing.

Holy shyte, where did that one come into it?

And just for fun and proven edukayshunal purposes....when you exercise a muscle (although i'm still shuddering) it's a well known and proven fact you are strengthening the muscle.

Now i'm gonna crawl up the hallway (hands and knees, or butt dragging) saying .....
"I must, I must improve my bust", only i'm not thinking of my bust really.

All I can really think of at this time is "from the mouths of babes" (OR THE IGNORANT)?

Where the hell did this stupid comment come from?

Sheesh

 

[min11]

Jesus, I only asked if it would cause any damage.

Colon Cleansing can rid your body of allegies, skin problems such as spots and cellulite and make you glow and your eyes look brighter. You get a massive boost of energy and depression can be improved greatly. The Toxins sat in your colon from processed foods and red meat etc can poison you and cause no end of problems.

I have had colon cleansing done professionaly but ideally you need a few a week and at £60 a time I thought I could save money and do it at home.

With regards to wearing tampax thats usual for gay people as they have weakened there sphinter muscles and have lost control over that function and is not a side effect of colon cleansing.

I just wondered if I was alone by wanting to try the whole internal/external cleanse process, and if there were any safety precautions as I have not trained in this area.

There are hundreds of kits being sold on ebay etc so people out there are obviously doing it, and I don't understand where the 'shock' factor comes in.

You wouldnt be disturbed if someone offered you one!

I think you just raised peoples curiosity. I would never have one, never ever thought people did them on themselves, Ebay never fails to stun me and actually I would be a bit disturbed if some one offered me one, especially if I hadn't visited a clinic that specialised in it, which I wouldn't :hug::hug:

 

[JANEY K]

heck ....a pint of cranberry juice every day does it for me

 

[nailzoo]

heck ....a pint of cranberry juice every day does it for me

I'm gonna skateboard through Salongeek wearing a miniskirt throwing out free prunes (an instruction manual) and short lengths of hosepipe.

Very "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest" (only less discipline).

 

[champagne]

Im going to go with the cranberry cause every so often i get a bit bunged up & stuck...

Interesting thread but its not something id consider DIY ..... I could all go very wrong!

I would rather leave it to the professionals .... But they aint getting anywhere near mine lol