Giving more than 100%

ladybgemini

Well-Known Member
Giving more than 100%
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H 1 T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you......

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Think about it...
and have a nice day at work.
 

nicky's nails

Well-Known Member
rofl pmsl, that explains so much hun xxxx
 

rebelrebel

Member
I like it, Thanks:)
 

shellpink

Member
What??? LMAO! Good one!
 

dee

supernatural geek
aaaahhh no wonder i am a underachiever , pmsl xxx
 

pips

Well-Known Member
Reading that i now realise i didnt do enough asskicking!!!

Good one rach :hug:
 
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