Hen night t-shirt names!

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Tezzajezza

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Hey Geeks!

We are planning a hen night and the theme is military as the groom is in the army. We are wanting to put silly name on the back og our shirts that are military related...i.e.....
Major Melons
Private Parts
Lieutenant Lover
Private Escort

The ranks are:
Private
Bombardier
Officer
Cadet
Lieutenant
Captain
Major
Corporal
Sergeant
General
Brigadier

Can you help us think of more as we are stuck and need to think of 25!!
many thanks! :)
 
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Just got what u meant, duh!! Lol
Sorry! Ignore my last post! x
 
Lieutenant Long Legs
Sergeant Sexy
Bombardier Bangers
Brigadier Big Boobs

Ill keep thinking!
 
How rude do yu want to go lol???
I love things like this, so here goes:

Sergeant Sperm
Private Penis
Captain Clit (maybe too rude hehe-for your naughtiest hen)
Officer Oral
Major Minge (this made me laugh a lot)
Private Pube (I like this one)
Bombardier Blow Job

Ill keep thinking x
 
How rude do yu want to go lol???
I love things like this, so here goes:

Sergeant Sperm
Private Penis
Captain Clit (maybe too rude hehe-for your naughtiest hen)
Officer Oral
Major Minge (this made me laugh a lot)
Private Pube (I like this one)
Bombardier Blow Job

Ill keep thinking x

Fantastic! You're braver than me, I was too scared to be too rude :lol:
 
How rude do yu want to go lol???
I love things like this, so here goes:

Sergeant Sperm
Private Penis
Captain Clit (maybe too rude hehe-for your naughtiest hen)
Officer Oral
Major Minge (this made me laugh a lot)
Private Pube (I like this one)
Bombardier Blow Job

Ill keep thinking x

Haha!!!! Excellent! Love major minge! That's too funny!!!
Appreciate all the suggestions, keep them coming! Xxx
 
ok we have all the names! :) thank you for all your help, we have (sorry if this offends anyone!)

Private Escort
Bombardier Bummer
Lieutenant Lover
Major Melons
Corporal Cox
Sergeant Slut
Private Parts
Major Swallower
Brigadier Big Boobs
Lieutenant Long Legs
Sergeant Sexy
Bombardier Bangers
Sergeant Spunk
Private Punani
Captain Clit
Offier Oral
Major Minge
Private Pube
Major Blow Job
General G Spot
Corporal Kinky
Major Horny

Just need a name for the bride that will stand out other than just having BRIDE on hers!
Appreciate ideas and again sorry it this has offended anyone!
 
Love this!! Too funny!!

xxx
 
Major Minge! nooooooooo lol
 
Ha Ha, they are great, hope you have a fantastic evening!
 
We did think of major discharge! That was to cruel tho!
Might just call the bride bridezilla!
 
Lmao at private pube and major minge!!! I hate that word though but so funny :)
 
We did think of major discharge! That was to cruel tho!
Might just call the bride bridezilla!

for bride -
Major Pussy Galore x or should I say
Master Pussy Galore! x even
Queen Pussy Galore/ HRH pussy galore
 
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