jacquelineanna
Well-Known Member
Oh, bless you Mrs RSM. Bless you.
You see, Mrs, I have suffered. I have suffered so greatly at the hands of "the gentile" Jacquelineanna (aka Evil Infidel Cow). But she's not what she appears.
She's evil, I tellz ya'. She's evil. You have no idea the lies she spread about me.
She calls me FAT, Mrs RSM. FAT!!!! Is that even allowed?!!!!
And....And...she has even inferred that I am, indeed, A MAN! When in fact, I am a lovely, raven-haired Latina beauty. Gigi Rouse and the handsome Simon can vouch for that.
Gigi is a kind lady, what else is there to say.
And when you have your dress on I concede that you do kind of look like a girl so how were they to know??
And don't try getting MrsRSM on your side, she knows the truth!
And I didn't call you fat, I just called you by th name you chose for yourself - gr8whale.