I must, I must increase my bust


i just thought i'd share a great bust enhancing gift i received for christmas last year...
after dropping from a dress size 18 to a size 10 (don't panic,at least 3 of those sizes have made their way back to mama) i sadly mourned the loss of my 'girls' so much so that my lovely brother told me about a item he saw on daytime telly about this great new bust enhancing product,all you had to do was rub it between your girls every day and they will get bigger and bigger,and would i like some for my christmas?would i ever, i replied...
on the big day i couldn't wait to get my hot little hands on this miracle and when i was presented with a beautifully wrapped box,i ripped it open to reveal...a loo roll
at my look of utter dismay my lovely brother said...
'well, its worked on your bumcheeks...'

Crystal colleen

Well-Known Member
Hahaha soo funny lol not laughing at you but it is pretty funny lol :Love: