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Man goes to docs for a penis extension. Doc suggests baby elephant trunk stitched on for 3 grand.
Man agrees.
6 months later while having dinner with new woman , he feels a stirring in his pants and thinks 'this is the night'.
While chatting over dinner his penis flies out, steals a bun off the table and goes back.
Wow, she says.
Can you do that again??
He says : My penis can, but I don't think my arse can take another bun.

nicky's nails

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roflmao, thats great hun xxxxx:lol: :lol: :lol: