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you wont get too much sense outta sass she will be bumping n grinding in the corner woth her blokey , :lol:
 
you wont get too much sense outta sass she will be bumping n grinding in the corner woth her blokey , :lol:

Oi you, just cos you're jealous!

NOW WHEN AM I GONNA GET THIS DRINK ... you just can't get the staff!
 
Pour me a Bolly sweetie. Harpy Burpday - hic!
Have another Sassy I don't want to be the only one:green:

you wont get too much sense outta sass she will be bumping n grinding in the corner woth her blokey , :lol:
Nah, she'll be alright I'm looking after her:eek:
 
erm i ain't bumping and grinding with you matey, no matter how much i loves ya! :eek::eek::eek:
Certainly not :eek: I was just being the hostess with the mostest, me and Carl have been bumpin' an grindin' all day:green:
 
Better late than never.

Right Adele, you're way too sober and don't look like you've had a dance! All wrong! After me,

cha, cha, cha laaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa etc
 
Better late than never.

Right Adele, you're way too sober and don't look like you've had a dance! All wrong! After me,


cha, cha, cha laaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa etc
You've got your orange wellies on the wrong feet Sals:green:
 
So what time is Carl arriving for the floor show in his Borat get up?

I will get me shades ready for that one!
 
You've got your orange wellies on the wrong feet Sals:green:

No hun me bikini top slipped down:green:

"get this party started on a monday night........"
 
Im off for a while.................ha ha got 'the hamster' locked in a cupboard:green::green:
 
Im off for a while.................ha ha got 'the hamster' locked in a cupboard:green::green:

Oh no - I can feel that fight coming on! Handbags at the ready!
 
Have a pink gin on me (worst possible taste)

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Im off for a while.................ha ha got 'the hamster' locked in a cupboard:green::green:

I beg your pardon?? My friend's hamster died last night, rest in peace Dave.
 
Hi Adele sorry im late but ive bought you a present ..a bumper supply of ear candles. If you dont want them all give them to Carl im sure he will find something interesting to do with them.:)
 
Im off for a while.................ha ha got 'the hamster' locked in a cupboard:green::green:

Anyone would think it's your birthday.:green:
 
Hi Adele sorry im late but ive bought you a present ..a bumper supply of ear candles. If you dont want them all give them to Carl im sure he will find something interesting to do with them.:)


well she needs 52 for her cake :lol:
 
oi i want some of that pink stuff , :lol: sals stop being bloody greedy you are meant to share , haha
 

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