Onion Jokes

Lavender-blue

Active Member
#1
POST YOUR ONION JOKES HERE.

Q What is white, round and giggles??




A tickled onion.:green:
 

sodabubble

Active Member
#2

sj1973

Well-Known Member
#3
Took me AGES to find this one !!!!!.........................xxxxxxxxxxx
[SIZE=+1]What's the difference between an out-of-tune harp and an onion?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=+1]Someone might cry when you cut up the onion.[/SIZE]
 

marioned

Well-Known Member
#4
A teacher asks her class, “What vegetable makes eyes water?”

One boy raises his hand and says, “A cabbage.”

“No,” says the teacher. “An onion.”





“An onion?” asks the boy. “Ever been hit in the balls with a cabbage?”
 

Lavender-blue

Active Member
#5
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?




A piece of Ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.
 
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