claire 1

A guy goes into a travel agents to book a holiday to pittsburgh, the travel agent has the most enormous t*ts that he has ever seen, when she says.

TA: Can I help you sir

G: Um I would like to book a holiday to T*tsburgh Ooops I mean Pittsburgh, Oh god I am so sorrry

TA Its ok it happens all the time

Later that evening the guy is having a drink with his mate and starts to tell him what happened at the Travel Agents,I meant to say Pittsburgh instead I said T*tsburgh, god it was one of those ground opening up moments, oh mate I know just how you feel, this morning I was having breakfast with the wife, when I meant to say Darling can you pass the sugar, when what I actually said was

You bloody fat cow I want a DIVORCE.....................................

Claire x