Slightly rude

[claire 1]

Hi Everyone,


An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office.
> > As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are
> > you seeing the doctor for today?"
> >
> > "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
> >
> > The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
> > crowded office and say things like that."
> >
> > "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
> >
> > The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment
> > in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
> > wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem
> > further with the doctor
> > in private."
> >
> > The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
> > others, if the answer could embarrass anyone" The man walked out,
> > waited several minutes and then re-entered.
> >
> > The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
> >
> > "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist
> > nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
> >
> > "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
> >
> > "I can't p*** out of it," the man replied.
> >
> > The doctor's office erupted in laughter.



Claire x

 

[Jaffacake]

Lmao!!!!

 

[suey]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Cheers Claire!

 

[geeg]

The guy in the doctor's office IS my brother-in-law!!!

I can jsut hear him saying this (even in real life).
I have sent it too him thismorning. He will have a ball telling it!!

 

[Sassy Hassy]

hee hee!

 

[Claddagh Nails]

Thanks Claire for that one :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[whatabeauty]

nearly pi**sed my self , v.v.v. funny,

 

[talented talons]

I have to say i know someone who is just like this...... but this did make me laugh