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claire 1

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Hi Everyone,


Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her knickers and use them, then throw them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers
but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then made off for home.

The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said. "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night without her knickers."

"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck between her a*s* that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'."




Claire x
 
lol very good
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lmao, where do you get em :biggrin:
 
Brought a smile to my face this bleak wet and yukky Sunday afternoon!!
 
You have way too much time on your hands, but glad you do as they are all so funny. LMAO.
 
LMAO!!!!!!!

Thak goodness for Claire on a miserable Monday morning!!!! :lol:
 
Nice one i like it
 
absolute classic - I am still laughing!! love a good joke!! :cool:
 

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