The Missionary

claire 1

Hi Everyone,

George, a missionary, spent years teaching a tribe of natives how to farm and build things, to organise their community, to be self-sufficient and to stop killing each other for no reason. He gets word that he is to return home. He realises that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results then he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a naked man and woman getting jiggy with it. The padre is really flustered by the naked couple and the groans of pleasure. He points towards them and says, "Riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his gun and shoots dead the naked man.

The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilised and kind to each other, so how could he just kill this man in cold blood like that?

The chief replied... "My bike."

Claire x