Vodka cake

Victoriabar

Active Member
#1
Once again this year, I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising fl
our.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now **** shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the f***n window. Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the f***n cat!
 
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tanfastic

Active Member
#2
My kind of cake..... are you sure you havent been watching me on baking day ? LOL

This is so funny, gave me a real belly laugh
 

Chickafish

Well-Known Member
#3
hahaha! This sounds like a very ummm... fun recipe. :lol:
 

80's Girl

Well-Known Member
#4
Once again this year, I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising fl
our.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now **** shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the fekin window. Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the fekin cat!
Ha ha love it!
 

#5
Haha! As soon as I saw the ingredients I started highlighting it to copy and paste into hubbys growing recipes from other people cookbook!! Then I read it and almost fell off the sofa!! Haha!

Leanne
X
 

taggyboy

Well-Known Member
#6
That is bloomin excellent. I started to read with such enthusiasm that I thought I may start baking again. I haven't laughed so much in ages.

Can I pinch to use on my fb page please?

:lol:
 

geekling

Active Member
#7
Hahahaha!! Honestly cracked me up! When I first started reading I was think I bet this is a nice cake..... Haha!!
 

Mary37

New Member
#8
Love it defo my kinda cooking :)?
 

cheekychick

Well-Known Member
#9
Hahaha! Cracked me up! ;) xx
 

Victoriabar

Active Member
#10
Can I pinch to use on my fb page please?

:lol:
Oooh for sure, share the love :)

I'm glad everyone is loving it too, lets have a vodka cake explosion on FB hehe get sharing everyone :) x
 

#11
Fabby had a great wee chuckle at this, thanks :) x
 

gr8nailz

Well-Known Member
#12
De-ri-shus!

or somefink
 

#13
Can also be made with Whiskey ;) x
 

#14
Laughed so hard I've got a stitch ...............and I'm still laughing!! OUCH x x
 

ShannonU

Active Member
#15
I saw this on my cousin's facebook..laughed so hard! Very cute!
 
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