So how has all your Saturday been? Boring? ? Nothing out of the ordinary? X factor good?
Well get yourself snug and settle yourself down for a tale full of humiliation and hilarity!
The day started off ok with a call hoping I could fit in some nails so I managed to squeeze it in between a set of wedding nails and a business meeting... when I got to my first appointment I ended up being 20 minutes late due to make up being done so started at 10am wedding was at 12 and she wanted extensions which takes 2hours.... em ok... pressure on finished at 1110 next appointment is 11.30 git there at 11.22 tried to call said client to see where she lived and couldn't get an answer agghh ended up guessing where her house was 15 minutes later.... business appointment was at 12.30 ok lets go... daughters nails done mum inpressed wants her done (thank u lil bow) ok lets go just as I was finished client takes her phone up and I catch the time 12.33 bugger!!!! booted it out of the house sped to Goodwick seeing a message from my next clients 50 mins away asking could I be there at 2 emmm I can do 2.30 or asap instead of 3... thats fine with them ..great! I don't remember much about the business meeting but its all very exciting. .. quick run up the hill to feed my mates cat then a call to my next clients to say ill be there in 45 mins it is now 1.50 (good guessers never get married ay?
) get to the postcode given at 2.35 ring my client and say ok ive come down a really steep hill I see a green cottage and a yellow bungalow where do I go now... she says ok come straight down... DONT WORRY YOU'LL BE FINE (she didn't shout this just these words were ringing in my ears for the next hour..) I go to go down a slope that would do a rollercoaster proud I was terrified actually felt like I was on a rollercoaster.... remember the words... I came on to a beach!!! I seen a drive to the right thought ok keep calm ill just go up there keeping the words said in my head... clio disagreed refused to go up it so I reversed back wondering how the Hell I was getting back up roller slope before ringing my client to give me another way in.... turned out I didnt have to cos clio was on strike stuck in the sand wouldn't go forward or back so I got out and tried to clear the sand away from my wheels and bonnet but no she wasnt budging. ... I had to ring her and shamefully admit I was stuck!! She said she'd be down to help me after about 5 mins there was no sign of her so I went walkies to find her and she came running down completely calm and understanding despite me wanting to open the ground and swallowing me. She took the keys and clio decided she would make a show of me and moved for her but still refused to go up the drive so my client had to ring her dad to help... no answer so she said right you give her welly ill push... omg!! Luckily just as I got in the drivers seat her dad rang and she explained the massage lady had come the wrong way and got stuck on the beach... he said leave it be and ill come get it... so we grabbed required products and heavy massage bed and walked up to the house... by the drive clio refused to go up cos it was SO steep. I got in the house where her 4 friends were waiting patiently for their massage and in I walked sandy muddy shoes puffing and sweating buckets absolutely mortified.... very glam!! 3 hours later all was good car up on the drive and the tide was now in where were my car once was and her dad told me not to go out to sea.... ha!! So now I'm home with malibu and red lemonade and watching bridget jones cos who else could be more cringeworthy than me??? Aw hope I gave you all a good laugh on your Saturday night
Well get yourself snug and settle yourself down for a tale full of humiliation and hilarity!
The day started off ok with a call hoping I could fit in some nails so I managed to squeeze it in between a set of wedding nails and a business meeting... when I got to my first appointment I ended up being 20 minutes late due to make up being done so started at 10am wedding was at 12 and she wanted extensions which takes 2hours.... em ok... pressure on finished at 1110 next appointment is 11.30 git there at 11.22 tried to call said client to see where she lived and couldn't get an answer agghh ended up guessing where her house was 15 minutes later.... business appointment was at 12.30 ok lets go... daughters nails done mum inpressed wants her done (thank u lil bow) ok lets go just as I was finished client takes her phone up and I catch the time 12.33 bugger!!!! booted it out of the house sped to Goodwick seeing a message from my next clients 50 mins away asking could I be there at 2 emmm I can do 2.30 or asap instead of 3... thats fine with them ..great! I don't remember much about the business meeting but its all very exciting. .. quick run up the hill to feed my mates cat then a call to my next clients to say ill be there in 45 mins it is now 1.50 (good guessers never get married ay?
) get to the postcode given at 2.35 ring my client and say ok ive come down a really steep hill I see a green cottage and a yellow bungalow where do I go now... she says ok come straight down... DONT WORRY YOU'LL BE FINE (she didn't shout this just these words were ringing in my ears for the next hour..) I go to go down a slope that would do a rollercoaster proud I was terrified actually felt like I was on a rollercoaster.... remember the words... I came on to a beach!!! I seen a drive to the right thought ok keep calm ill just go up there keeping the words said in my head... clio disagreed refused to go up it so I reversed back wondering how the Hell I was getting back up roller slope before ringing my client to give me another way in.... turned out I didnt have to cos clio was on strike stuck in the sand wouldn't go forward or back so I got out and tried to clear the sand away from my wheels and bonnet but no she wasnt budging. ... I had to ring her and shamefully admit I was stuck!! She said she'd be down to help me after about 5 mins there was no sign of her so I went walkies to find her and she came running down completely calm and understanding despite me wanting to open the ground and swallowing me. She took the keys and clio decided she would make a show of me and moved for her but still refused to go up the drive so my client had to ring her dad to help... no answer so she said right you give her welly ill push... omg!! Luckily just as I got in the drivers seat her dad rang and she explained the massage lady had come the wrong way and got stuck on the beach... he said leave it be and ill come get it... so we grabbed required products and heavy massage bed and walked up to the house... by the drive clio refused to go up cos it was SO steep. I got in the house where her 4 friends were waiting patiently for their massage and in I walked sandy muddy shoes puffing and sweating buckets absolutely mortified.... very glam!! 3 hours later all was good car up on the drive and the tide was now in where were my car once was and her dad told me not to go out to sea.... ha!! So now I'm home with malibu and red lemonade and watching bridget jones cos who else could be more cringeworthy than me??? Aw hope I gave you all a good laugh on your Saturday night 
