What compromising positions have you been caught out in?

[hippy-chick]

so, there I am, in the privacy of my own bathroom with nothing on but a mop cap with thermal gommage (body exfoliation from gerards) generously slathered over every part of my body and exfoliator on my face when in walks my OH.

It reminds me of the time when I was trying out some dead sea mud and was layered in it and was trying to clingfilm myself from head to foot! His face was exactly the same!!!!

So, what about your stories?

 

[Lynne Baker]

The one and only time I tried to Braz wax myself with the aid of some strategically placed mirrors and a scarf tied to my ankle to keep my leg up out of the way, and my cleaning lady walked in. A day early.

 

[cabinkel]

When I was in labour with my first son, I was having a really hard time! After 46 hours of internals etc, a uniformed man came in, so I duty-fully lifted my legs, for him to cry,
"No, No, Mrs lady, I eez the cleaner"!!! My mum nearly dies and my hubby couldnt stop laughing.
Poor cleaner, he is prob scarred for life

 

[hippy-chick]

OMG!!!!

common theme with cleaners eh? Note to self: don't hire a cleaner!!! psml.:green:

 

[cabinkel]

OMG!!!!

common theme with cleaners eh? Note to self: don't hire a cleaner!!! psml.:green:

:lol::lol::lol::lol: good thinking!

 

[Blue Rose]

Errr.... clears throat.......

None I'm prepared to share....

 

[glitz]

Ha I have experienced something quite similar ....... but to give you a laugh at the expense of my OH, who always goes to the downstairs loo during the evening and sits down to pee (yea I know loads of guys do in the privacy of home APPARENTLY) but leaves the door WIDE open. Dont ask I am sick of telling him to close it. Well anyhow my son of 17 has several of his mates in his room and as I was in the kitchen (the loo is off it) I had the telly on the music channel quite loud so he didn't hear when they came downstairs suddenly they were in the kitchen my OH shouts who`s that and leans forward and pops his head around the open door...:o....well hysterics broke out from the lads I had such belly ache but he still has not learned.

 

[Chameleon]

I think one of the most embarrasing situations,well actually it was funny i suppose,was when once i came back from Paris(before i was married),and i got stopped by customs...i had packedin such a rush,my underwear was all over the place,and the customs guy came across condoms and stuff that would send my god loving catholic mother into a coma

he looked at me,i was just brazen and said"well a girl has got to be prepared hasn't she"....anyway after that i was outside the airport terminal waiting for a taxi at Manchester airport,and low and behold the customs guy clocked me and just hung about me like a fly round shi:!:,boy was i glad to get into that taxi:lol:

 

[dee]

oh god ... well when i was much younger about 17 me and my ex were getting errrrr cuddly in a graveyard (yeh yehi know its weird ) and i look up and some guy is filming us , lmao , luckily we wernt in "full cuddles" but it was err pretty close , hahaha

 

[collin]

Errr.... clears throat.......

None I'm prepared to share....

Me neither :o

I was single at the time and it did involve the changing room at Asda :Love:and a rather angry floor manager who happened upon the scene


.... I was a lot lot younger then :wink2:

 

[del3]

Well not me but my hubby.
It was about 11.30pm and he'd just been in the shower and decided to go downstairs to make himself a cuppa before going to bed, so there he is standing in the kitchen,starkers about to pour the water into the cup and with a quick knock on the door in walks my neiboughr ( you could see straight into the kitchen from the front door)
I don't know who screamd the loudest her, in shock, or him when he tried to cover his bits with the kettle :lol::lol:.
Strangly enough the dressing gown that was bought years ago has had a lot of use since :green:
:hug:

 

[FlawlessBeauty]

PMSL!

Recurring theme here. Boyfriend and i were on holiday a few years back. I was in the bathroom after my shower and he was laying on the bed watching tv starkers, when there was a tiny tap on the door. I pulled my giant t-shirt on to quickly answer it, when the cleaner walked in before i had a chance.

OH shoves a pillow in front of his whatsit and rolls off the other side of the bed, at which point she hands me some spare towels and says"oh, no worry, happens all the time". Practically wet myself laughing

 

[chocolatepickle]

Well I wasn't going to post this but what the hell. Anyhoo......

One afternoon, my son was ill and was sleeping, he must have been about 3 at the time and so we decide to have a erm lie down while he was sleeping! :o

So there we were in the throws and I looked up and there was my my son on hubby's back shouting "Giddy up daddy!" OMG what a nightmare! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

i am actually crying with laughter trying to tell my OH this one!! (i had to tell him as when i burst out laughing he wanted to know what i found so funny!)

 

[tigi]

i got caught doing it in a cathedral, we were arrested and it was in the papers, although i was not named.......i was 18 at the time (oh the shame)

and then the time when i won miss wet t shirt at the tender age of 16 and my mum found out and made me give my prizes back!!!!!!! apparently my smiling face in the local rag alerted her. .........