You know your nails are too long when...

[Vitochka]

...when You can't safely visit WC one by Yorself...

sorry...can't think of anything more funny than was already said....

BUT!!! now i realized for sure: so far i hadn't hurt anyone to death
MY NAILS AREN"T TOOOO LONG AT ALL!!! :lol:
no matter what some people say

Thanks for this thread!!! It's awesom!!! :lol:

 

[bimbogeri]

You know your nails are too long when... the dog won't let you on the sofa in case you scratch the furniture..

Sorry, it was the best I could think of!

 

[jac extreme]

When you use them to turn over the sausages

 

[~Emmsybabes~]

When you use them to turn over the sausages

ooo i do that lol :lol:

 

[Sals]

When you use them to turn over the sausages

PMSL :lol: :lol: Was just about to say, use them to turn over the bacon!!

 

[Fab Freak]

......You get arrested for carrying an offensive weapon

Pure class - winner so far IMO :lol:

 

[VHunter]

You know that spot 'most people' can't reach to scratch on their back? And they rub up against a corner where two walls meet and make like a bear?

Well, NOW you CAN reach it.
That's when they're too long.

:lol:

 

[Noodle]

... when you tap someone on the shoulder, but then find out they live two roads away!

 

[Posh Paws]

... when you tap someone on the shoulder, but then find out they live two roads away!

LOL this is a winner IMO LOL XX

 

[Sals]

All your tights are laddered.

 

[Posh Paws]

do we have a winner yet ....?

 

[fifitrix]

It takes 3 bottles of polish to polish them!

 

[Nail Chick]

... you can knit a with them instead of needles.

Brill thread!

 

[HappyHands]

You can do the gardening from INSIDE the house (umm nice and warm)

 

[* Nail Freak *]

Lmao! Ohhh i've had a right chuckle! (with tears!!) i cannot compete with these brilliant answers!!! xxxx

 

[Posh Paws]

you can stay at home all day and still reach your clients hands:green:

 

[Tricky]

your mooring rope gets cought round the free edge and you get pulled in the canal

 

[Tsia]

(LOL dont shoot me for this)

when your partner has to do all the work for you in bed.. and you cant even hold your rabbit properly! LOL :lol: :o

 

[Noodle]

(LOL dont shoot me for this)

when your partner has to do all the work for you in bed.. and you cant even hold your rabbit properly! LOL :lol: :o

Oooo errrrr Mrs!

 

[loubylou]

So when do we get to find out who has won this amusing thread ?