Funny names

[LAPirate]

Go on you tube, episode 1... Clearly states,... Find me the ships dictionary Master Bates...

Not forgetting Roger, the cabin boy...you only need to YouTube early episodes and watch them!

Vicki, my mother was not amused either, I didn't see the problem as a small child in the 70's

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Sorry but it's wrong.... Just watched the first ever episode.... Master Mate.... Sounds like.......

 

[Roxie]

It is master mate, and tom the cabin boy.

Master mate is a naval ranking.

It is myth and a joke about the rude names.

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[LilCheekyMonkey]

My friend is Swedish and when we go to ikea she always giggles at the names of the items.

Let's just say sometimes they call tables sunshine, mirrors glow and all sorts of random things!

It defiantly makes ikea even better!

 

[dandelionpoppy]

Cold caller: May I have your manager's name?
Receptionist: Bischoff.
CC: There's no need to be so rude!

A true anecdote.

 

[Paul Lawton]

Hotel I used to work in had a regular guest, Mr De'ath. We all thought he had added the apostrophe.

 

[Nails<3]

I had Mrs Cockshoot yesterday on the phone in my ordinary job. My manager was sitting next to me and he burst out laughing, I tried my hardest to contain myself.

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[Sasha99]

Available in all good supermarkets!

 

[Julie-Liz]

Our history teacher was called mr Hancock all the 11 year old boys thought this was hilarious.

There is a kids drink in my local corner shop called boobee, I must take a picture next time I go.

And the signs in home bargains get posted on FB all the time as they often say things like "Xmas chocolate ass"

 

[Julie-Liz]

And my doctor is actually called Dr J King! Lol

 

[littlemissm]

I actually know a bloke called Wayne King