For the record I was joking and own 2 successful salons (about to open my third hopefully) and 14 people rely on me for employment so far. I also run a training academy teaching upto NVQ level 4 as well as assessors and pttls. Financially I'm doing fine owning my own home mortgage free, rental properties mortgage free and commercial properties mortgage free too. I pay lots of tax in the UK and don't "do a Starbucks". Last year my team climbed to the top of Mount Snowdon (6 hours) via the hard route to raise money for kids in India who don't have water to drink. This year we are talking about jumping out of planes. I don't have a clue how much you earn, how broke you are or anything else. And frankly, I couldn't care less unless you PM me for advice. We are doing things right.
When you've finished asking for advice about your mobile business prices that you've yet to qualify in, or your home salon in your spare room, or a colour correction that would be a walk in the park for most of us, you might find time to look around on the floor for that sense of humour you (mostly) seem to have lost or forgotten along the way.
This is the Internet, and welcome to it. I offer free advice peppered with a bit of humour on here. If you can't see the ludicrousy of my posts it means you need more training. Enough said.
Now let me get back to leaving a 1/4" regrowth and long bits at the back. PMSL.
Good luck with your training/business plan/qualification or whatever it is that gets you so uptight you can't remember to smile anymore!
Lol