Pinkprincess73
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Oh forget the last comment found it 
What will our poor jacquelineanna have to say about this....
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dandelionpoppy
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I miss all the best action when I go out for the evening.
What is she doing now? What is she wearing? Is she still squeezing buttocks?
But most importantly........what is she eating for main course? No, don't tell me, it's s...................
What is she doing now? What is she wearing? Is she still squeezing buttocks?
But most importantly........what is she eating for main course? No, don't tell me, it's s...................
jacquelineanna
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Well after being removed form the captain's table last night .. Oh did I tell you they had to cut her nails off in order to prise her from the table
.. forgot that bit anyway she went off to the casino .. dressed in her hallowen nightgown.
I was so embarassed, thank goodness I was in another one of my disguises. I was the blackjack dealer, I make quite a handsome man! She tried to sit on my lap just as security arrived again.
Report back later guys I can hear that terrible screaming again .. I think its her husband.
nailnewbie32
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Jacqui you should write books, seriously! I would buy them
Jacqui you should write books, seriously! I would buy them
me too, maybe she does already and her sir name is Collins?
jacquelineanna
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So I'm waiting on tables this evening in the 'a la carte fine dining restaurant' on board.
I'm serving at the table next door to pinocchio.
She's been quite reserved most of the evening until the charity auction started .. amongst other wonderful things on display was a masive chocolate fountain ..... yes I know .. I was scared and with good cause.
She was sitting smugly after her record breaking bid of a $1000 on the 'dip your man in the chocolate fountain' auction ... the lady at the next table stands up and bids $5000.00, turns with a triumphant smirk to pinocchio and is about to sit back down when pinocchio pulled her dress up to her waist and did a flying tackle on said woman, pinned her down, slaps her once, twice three times .. pulled out a salami sausage from her cleavage and beats her round the head with it.
Will report back tomorrow ... she's losing the plot ladies.
Do you think I should help her?
I'm serving at the table next door to pinocchio.
She's been quite reserved most of the evening until the charity auction started .. amongst other wonderful things on display was a masive chocolate fountain ..... yes I know .. I was scared and with good cause.
She was sitting smugly after her record breaking bid of a $1000 on the 'dip your man in the chocolate fountain' auction ... the lady at the next table stands up and bids $5000.00, turns with a triumphant smirk to pinocchio and is about to sit back down when pinocchio pulled her dress up to her waist and did a flying tackle on said woman, pinned her down, slaps her once, twice three times .. pulled out a salami sausage from her cleavage and beats her round the head with it.
Will report back tomorrow ... she's losing the plot ladies.
Do you think I should help her?
Pinkprincess73
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Nah don't help her just film it on your phone then upload for us to see x
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jacquelineanna
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Lol.Nah don't help her just film it on your phone then upload for us to see
Pinky .. showing your dark side I LOVE it!!!!!!!
Pinkprincess73
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Hehe x
dandelionpoppy
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To be fair she would be TOTALLY unable to control herself if chocolate coated men were involved, so perhaps we should allow her that one, and after all being whipped with salami may not have been a totally unpleasant experience......................
gr8nailz
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can I join you nailers? its hotting up in the coiffure section, may have to get my claws out?
anyway, where is the boat going? and is the first mate handsome? tell tammie not to squeeze buttocks, its frightfully uncouth.
It was actually the waiter who's buttocks needed squeezing, ladies. Andrej, from Hungary. Especially at dinner when he danced to Apple Bottom Jeans. Two words: Yum. Me.
Literally thought I was going to pass out! That boy could drop it like it's hot! Also completely forgot my husband was sitting next to me as I wiped the drool off my chin.
Though I sailed the high seas for 5 days, alas, no signs of my beloved Captain Sparrow. But I did fear the evil sea witch Jacqui was lurking around every corner...waiting...spying...
Couldn't get my drink on properly for fear that she would slit my throat as soon as I fell into a good buzz.
gr8nailz
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Dear Dande, though I would have much preferred a chocolate covered Johnny Depp, I had to settle for lobster or Châteaubriand. Such a horrible thing for me to have to endure. I wish you lovely ladies could have endured this horrific experience with me.
Delicious food, exotic ports of call, dishey waiters shaking their tight asses ... oh, the humanity.
gr8nailz
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B**ch!! I knew that was you!!!
gr8nailz
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Didn't we go back to my statement and have se...? Oh my God!!!!!!!
Will you stop at nothing you vile, vile woman?!
jacquelineanna
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Hah, I've been in therapy since that little meeting thank you .. it is you who are vile!!!!!!
gr8nailz
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jacquelineanna
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Hey Pinocchio .... you telling me fibs again lol
gr8nailz
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Not at all. On my cruise, quit often I thought of SG and my buddies here. Especially when I saw all the feet in need of pedicures, nails in need of polish, hairy backs in need of waxing and roots in need of coloring.
But I especially thought of you, my dear Jacqui, everytime I saw a skinny man, with a mullet-type hair style, in skin tight pants walking across the LIDO deck.
I thought to myself, "Jacqui would like this man. Yes. Yes, she would."
