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claire 1

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Just for you Sarah Haslam, to stop you going to bed...............

Enjoy

Claire x


One Point Office Dares
(1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

(2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

(3) Ignore the first five people who say "good morning" to you.

(4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

(5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

(6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmm, that feels sooooooo good!"

(7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone point it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

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Walk sideways to the photocopier.

(9) While riding in the lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

Three Point Office Dares

(1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

(2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "
id you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."

(3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

(4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

(5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

Five Point Office Dares

(1) At the end of a meeting suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

(2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing frustration, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

(3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

(4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two."

(5) After every sentence say "mon" in a rally bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

(6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

(7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

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At lunchtime get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."

(9) In a colleague's diary write in: "10 am – See how I look in tights".

(10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

(11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "
o you hear that? "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

(12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why say, "I can't talk about it."

(13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

(14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very important conference call.

(15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

(16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

(17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

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During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

(19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

And if that wasn't enough for you . . .

(1) At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

(2) Tell your children over dinner, "
ue to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

(3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask "
o you want fries with that?"

(4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN".

(5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine additions, switch to espresso.

(6) In the subject field for all your e-mails, write "FOR S**** FAVOURS".

(7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

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Don't use any punctuation.

(9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

(10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

(11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

(12) Sing along at the opera.

(13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

(14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

(15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

(16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

(17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I Won! Third time this Week!!!"

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When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .

(19) Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

Go on

Dare Ya
 

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that's it you have totally blown the last braincell I had left. I can't sleep now as my head has just exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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he he he he:twisted:


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Cheers Claire! I'm not going to be able to sleep either :lol:. I've got tears running down my cheeks...now if only i worked in an office.... :green:

Thanks for the laugh hun! Just going to print it!
 

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That is brillaint im very tempted to try and pull some of them off in the office on Tuesday, ill let you know if i get sacked lol!
 

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(3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

I DO THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i called my nvq assesor this once and in a very stern ans serious voice he replied "actually my name's peter" my how i struggled to keep an straight face i told my pals once he'd god and we laughed for ages he he he i'm wicked arnt i!!!!!!
 

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Ha ha ha!!!! That's the funniest thing i've read in ages!! I'm actually crying with laughter now.
 

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I have no neves the only thing I would do is walk sideways to the copier
 
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I want to get a job in an office to try sum ov those out!
 

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