Some stupid stuff!


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Apr 6, 2004
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Got some really funny stuff from my friend. (sorry if this goes on a bit!)

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (damn thats the only time i can work on my hair).

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: use like regular soap."

On some frozen dinners: "serving suggestion: defrost" (but its 'just' a suggestion).

On a tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(well duh its a bit late now!).

On packaging of an iron: "Do not iron clothes on the body". (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's children cough medicine: "do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head-colds off those forklifts).

On sleeping medicine: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (and im taking this because???.........)

On a childs superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (!!!!)

On a swedish chainsaw: "do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (.....was there a lot of this happening somewhere!)

hmmmmmmmmm strange!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao , that is ace ! take care love dee
Thanks Sambam

Really made me laugh. :biggrin: The chainsaw one is the best. :D Mind you on my coffee take out it says 'Cauition Hot' Nah!
Packet of peanuts - 'this product may contain nuts'! I read this on a packet of Asda's own nuts, cracked me up :lol:
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