*Cringe* what was your worse date?

[virtues2011]

I've probably had too many to remember; (going back 15 years + here!)

Went on a first date with a guy from Bournemouth, walking down the steps to the underpass I fell from the second straight to the bottom ended up in a heap at the bottom all cut up. (a long way from the top to the bottom!). Never saw him again! I was only 16

I met a guy just back from Afgan, but spent all evening asking him how many people he'd killed! Yes I know you don't have to tell me! never saw him again! I think that was my fault!

Another guy I met again in Bournemouth, he was about 20 year my senior, and had a hearing aid...luckily I was still sitting in my car, told him I was going to park up and just drove off.

Another one I met in Southampton turned out to be quite nice, I saw him a few times but the last time I saw him he turned up at my office while I was on lunch and I found in rooting through my drawers in my office and he stole my phone. He worked for the Police headquarters in Winchester.....probably as a cleaner looking back!

My friend met a guy a few times, they were getting on really well and he invited her back to his boat one night, I went off home quite happily but got woken up at about 5 in the morning as he had thrown her off his boat as his wife was due back at 7am!

I had been seeing this guy for a few months but he was from Darlington so we only got together probably four times a month. I flew up, booked myself in a hotel and we went out for the night in Newcastle but as he collected me in his car from the airport my bags were still in his car along with my passport. Believe it or not I bumped into a group of girls that I knew from Southampton so started taking to them, he got the arse and left, taking my bags and passport with him. The next day I had to call the police to help me get on the plane home as I had no passport. They found him and I got my passport back about three minutes from the checkout closing. How embarrassing.....

For those that have never done internet dating or blind dates ...choose wisely! or just don't bother.

 

[LaurenSparkles]

When I was 17 I came home after failing my driving test and decided to make myself cheese on toast. Half an hour later after being upstairs I went down to find the kitchen on fire!! Called the fire brigade and there was a really dishy fireman. Fire sorted fire engine gone. I find there paperwork on the side with a number on the top. I ring the fire station and they come back to my little village fire engine in tow. I rung the fire man and we got chatting. Went to a bar in tone for drinks. Saw one of my friends in town and introduced him as fireman Sam, CRINGE!!! His name was Andy.

Our second date he blindfolded me took me to a hotel and fed me champagne & strawberries!! CRINGEEEE.

That was that! Eurgg xx

 

[Mobile Manicure]

When I was 17 I came home after failing my driving test and decided to make myself cheese on toast. Half an hour later after being upstairs I went down to find the kitchen on fire!! Called the fire brigade and there was a really dishy fireman. Fire sorted fire engine gone. I find there paperwork on the side with a number on the top. I ring the fire station and they come back to my little village fire engine in tow. I rung the fire man and we got chatting. Went to a bar in tone for drinks. Saw one of my friends in town and introduced him as fireman Sam, CRINGE!!! His name was Andy.

Our second date he blindfolded me took me to a hotel and fed me champagne & strawberries!! CRINGEEEE.

That was that! Eurgg xx

I'm a bit lost on this one. You had a fire and rang the fire brigade. They put the fire out and left. Then you rang them again cos they left their paperwork behind so they came back for it. Then you rang again? And you went to a bar for your first date and on the second date he fed you champagne and strawberries. And you cringe? Why? I would have loved it! Perhaps I'm just a cheesy old cow. :o Lol. Was he good looking?

 

[kel's25]

When I was 17 I came home after failing my driving test and decided to make myself cheese on toast. Half an hour later after being upstairs I went down to find the kitchen on fire!! Called the fire brigade and there was a really dishy fireman. Fire sorted fire engine gone. I find there paperwork on the side with a number on the top. I ring the fire station and they come back to my little village fire engine in tow. I rung the fire man and we got chatting. Went to a bar in tone for drinks. Saw one of my friends in town and introduced him as fireman Sam, CRINGE!!! His name was Andy.

Our second date he blindfolded me took me to a hotel and fed me champagne & strawberries!! CRINGEEEE.

That was that! Eurgg xx

I'd have took it for what it was an abused him the bedroom !! With a tummy full of strawberries and champagne lol xx

 

[Victoriabar]

I'd have took it for what it was an abused him the bedroom !! With a tummy full of strawberries and champagne lol xx

Me too


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[w1nnie]

I'd have took it for what it was an abused him the bedroom !! With a tummy full of strawberries and champagne lol xx

Boy, would I have fun with him !!! :twisted:

 

[Mobile Manicure]

Boy, would I have fun with him !!! :twisted:

I bet you would! :twisted:

 

[LocksOfLove]

Just before I got with my other half now, my sister set me up with some guys younger brother who was a few years older then me, he picked me up and we went to the cinema - he turned out to be a bit of a minger but I thought looks arnt everything. He was really cringy called me babes, cutie and all that jazz - eww. I kept texting my other half all the way through the film (who I was good friends with then - liked him but it was age differences that stopped us being together) afterwards he took me to KFC - Classy! He did let me drive his brand spanking new Audi around Lincoln City center after! (Bearing in mind I was only 17 no license or provisional) I refused to see him again - he then turned into a bit of a stalker - still is. Eurgh xx

 

[Victoriabar]

Ooh that's reminded me..
When my older three kids were younger (at the start of my very long man free spell) I joined POF and went on a group family meet and greet at our local country park...
Most of the folks were lovely, many had done these meetings year in year out and were there more for the socialising and picnic fun and not for meeting new folk.. And there was this ONE!!!
Andy...
He was shunned by all bar the newcomers and they were quickly following suit as he made more of a nuisance of himself..
He had no kids, no picnic, no blanket he was just sitting on folks blankets and helping himself to their food and running off with the kids toys and games..
My older two had been watching him and when he come over to us they moved away laughing, me being the nice person tried making conversation but he just kept going blah blah blah to my (then) youngest each time I spoke, also doing this with a FULL mouthful of food so it was falling out onto my blanket EURGH...
I could see folk laughing as I got stuck with him
Once the food started falling out of his mouth I asked him to leave my blanket, he got all shirty saying the country park was a free space and refusing to move..
My older two had come back when hearing the commotion and began telling him to get off and leave us alone, another picnicer came and physically dragged him off my blanket.. We then left, I decided no one was worth me or my kids being uncomfortable over...
A few weeks later I was wandering around tesco doing my shopping and I find this filthy hand with black nails on my shoulder... I turn around and see HIM, he says "Victoria, I knew it was you when I saw you.. I've been following you around tesco but I've got to go now I have to get back to work... I'm a chef" he was wiping his dirty hands over an equally filthy apron *Heave*
I just turned away and walked... Fast.
And he shouted "you do remember me don't you Victoria? its Andy from the dating site"
I could have died!!!!

I shopped at asda for a long time after lol.

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[Spa Therapist]

Ooh that's reminded me..
When my older three kids were younger (at the start of my very long man free spell) I joined POF and went on a group family meet and greet at our local country park...
Most of the folks were lovely, many had done these meetings year in year out and were there more for the socialising and picnic fun and not for meeting new folk.. And there was this ONE!!!
Andy...
He was shunned by all bar the newcomers and they were quickly following suit as he made more of a nuisance of himself..
He had no kids, no picnic, no blanket he was just sitting on folks blankets and helping himself to their food and running off with the kids toys and games..
My older two had been watching him and when he come over to us they moved away laughing, me being the nice person tried making conversation but he just kept going blah blah blah to my (then) youngest each time I spoke, also doing this with a FULL mouthful of food so it was falling out onto my blanket EURGH...
I could see folk laughing as I got stuck with him
Once the food started falling out of his mouth I asked him to leave my blanket, he got all shirty saying the country park was a free space and refusing to move..
My older two had come back when hearing the commotion and began telling him to get off and leave us alone, another picnicer came and physically dragged him off my blanket.. We then left, I decided no one was worth me or my kids being uncomfortable over...
A few weeks later I was wandering around tesco doing my shopping and I find this filthy hand with black nails on my shoulder... I turn around and see HIM, he says "Victoria, I knew it was you when I saw you.. I've been following you around tesco but I've got to go now I have to get back to work... I'm a chef" he was wiping his dirty hands over an equally filthy apron *Heave*
I just turned away and walked... Fast.
And he shouted "you do remember me don't you Victoria? its Andy from the dating site"
I could have died!!!!

I shopped at asda for a long time after lol.

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Oh good lord! It's usually me who gets stuck with the weirdos :lol:

 

[virtues2011]

Ooh that's reminded me..
When my older three kids were younger (at the start of my very long man free spell) I joined POF and went on a group family meet and greet at our local country park...
Most of the folks were lovely, many had done these meetings year in year out and were there more for the socialising and picnic fun and not for meeting new folk.. And there was this ONE!!!
Andy...
He was shunned by all bar the newcomers and they were quickly following suit as he made more of a nuisance of himself..
He had no kids, no picnic, no blanket he was just sitting on folks blankets and helping himself to their food and running off with the kids toys and games..
My older two had been watching him and when he come over to us they moved away laughing, me being the nice person tried making conversation but he just kept going blah blah blah to my (then) youngest each time I spoke, also doing this with a FULL mouthful of food so it was falling out onto my blanket EURGH...
I could see folk laughing as I got stuck with him
Once the food started falling out of his mouth I asked him to leave my blanket, he got all shirty saying the country park was a free space and refusing to move..
My older two had come back when hearing the commotion and began telling him to get off and leave us alone, another picnicer came and physically dragged him off my blanket.. We then left, I decided no one was worth me or my kids being uncomfortable over...
A few weeks later I was wandering around tesco doing my shopping and I find this filthy hand with black nails on my shoulder... I turn around and see HIM, he says "Victoria, I knew it was you when I saw you.. I've been following you around tesco but I've got to go now I have to get back to work... I'm a chef" he was wiping his dirty hands over an equally filthy apron *Heave*
I just turned away and walked... Fast.
And he shouted "you do remember me don't you Victoria? its Andy from the dating site"
I could have died!!!!

I shopped at asda for a long time after lol.

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Ha ha ha...Just brilliant.

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[LaurenSparkles]

I'm a bit lost on this one. You had a fire and rang the fire brigade. They put the fire out and left. Then you rang them again cos they left their paperwork behind so they came back for it. Then you rang again? And you went to a bar for your first date and on the second date he fed you champagne and strawberries. And you cringe? Why? I would have loved it! Perhaps I'm just a cheesy old cow. :o Lol. Was he good looking?

No he wasn't that good looking, so cheesy lol. I cringe if I see him out & about now lol and that was years ago xxx

 

[sonia@ashdene]

I have a couple,

1 - a blind date set up by my then best mate, he looked like a troll and was into paying dungeons and dragons with little metal figures - I actually used the immortal I have left the cooker on!


2 - I had a mad crush on, in passing one day he mentioned he liked red heads - naturally I dyed my bleached blonde hair red and it went carrot orange - he turned up for our date took one look and left!!

3 - mr white socks - enough said really.


4 - had a lovely date, went back to his - a little special time ;-) stood in the kitchen making a brew in my pants and not a lot else, in walks his live in girlfriend - I actually asked if she would like tea, she said yes and we sat silently sipping tea until he came out the shower!!!

And finally - met a man online, recently divorced so I was wary but he told me continually he was over it - so eventually I agree to a date - he rang me on the day to say he'd been arrested for trying to kill the ex's new boyfriend and could we reschedule!!




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[marcellajx]

I have only ever had two dates, one was okay but nothing special.
Second one, we went for a drink and really didn't hit it off at all. Nipped to the loo and off pinged a falsie, while trying to re-apply it i managed to stick all my fingers together and my foot to the floor (don't ask, this was way before qualifying a nail tech) went for a walk and we bumped into one of his friends, a girl who used to bully me in high school. what a treat. He then decided it would be a good idea for us to go for a drink with her and her friends, at that point I walked off only to be followed and ended up in McDonalds.

years later we are very happy and have a one year old, safe to say when the time comes mummy will be offering advice on dating.