Damn you women - I have loved Gary Barlow since I was 12 ( 19 years ago) / long before all of You!!!!!
Back then he was the fat, unpopular guy in take that know for his vocals only / yet he was the love of my life, and I would serenade his posters on my wall daily.
I'm actually slightly aggrieved that only now do women find him attractive whilst I've been there for him throughout his whole career.
On the flip side though / I'm now under the impressive that Gary is probably the worlds most boring man ( since we've all got to see him on the X factor etc) and the fact that I never did get to marry him was probably a bonus - as I'm sure I would have divorced him by now !!!
Also he's too skinny, and has a silly comb over,
So
EAT SOME PIE GARY!