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charly

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a newly married couple want to join a church, they go to see the vicar, he tells them that in order to join they must abstain from sex for 2 weeks!. They are newly married so this was going to be diffecult to do, so off they go.
They are finding things a bit diffecult but manage to not have sex. They get to the 10th day and go back to the vicar " this is really to hard for us to do we need help we only have a few days left to go what can we do to help us do the 14 days?" he advises cold showers and may be home improvment to keep them occupied.
They come back to the church 3 days later" we have faild the task" said the husband " my wife dropped a tin of paint yesterday and as she bent over top pick it up, i couldn't control myself i had to have her there and then!"
" Oh i see " said the vicar, " you do realise that now you won't be welcome in the church"
" Yes we understand, we aren't welcome in homebase either!!"

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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that was SOOooooo funny!!! Just what i needed this sunday morning! :lol:
 

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lmao, that is great :biggrin:
 

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