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I got this e-mail today and it made me chuckle........
I know it isn't nails related but thought I post it anyhow..........

Ok kids .........love em !!!!


HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming. -Alan, age 10

2. No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to
marry.God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with. -Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then. -Camille, age 10

2. No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get
married. -Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

1. You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling
at the same kids. -Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

1. Both don't want any more kids. -Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

1.Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-Lynnette, age 8

2. On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

1.I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns. -Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

1.When they're rich. - Pam, age 7

2. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that. -Curt,age 7

3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.-Howard,
age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

1. I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
-Theodore, age 8

2. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them. -Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

1.There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -Kelvin,
age 8


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

1.Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck
-Ricky, age 10



Enjoy, I know I did.............
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Made me giggle

"tell your wife she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck"

:D kids are great!!!
 

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ohh ruth...
that was soooooooooooo funny!!!
if u have kids or know any well enough then u will have a few gems like these!
the right thing to do( but we never do) is to right them down, like this person did!
hallaluya!!
liza xx
 

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Well thats put a smile on my face first thing in the morning, are they just wonderful inventions, childrens!!!!!!!
 

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Thats brilliant, i love kids they can be so funny!!

Lisa xxx
 

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Oh Ruth,they are fab,thanks for sharing with us.I have a 9yr old girl who has come out with plenty comments over the years!! I like the one "how do you tell if strangers are married?" and they say "if they are yelling at the same kids!",i so needed a laugh as i am full of cold at the mo :sad: so thanks for the giggles.
 

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that made me laugh,
especially as it is half term and my 3 boys are driving me up the bleeding wall.
and they are all fighting over the playstation.
 

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Thants Ruth,

Just what I needed right now, something to put a smile on my face after the news I just recived.

Thanks a mil.............
 

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3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.-Howard,
age 8


If only all men were that thoughtful, this one will grow up to be a right gentleman.
 

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thank you for that... it was so cute! You just can't help but laugh. :biggrin:
 
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