Silly things clients say

[Dani Richie]

Had my best one today, a girl thought her hair grew from the ends. I mean...just...HOW?!! Bless

 

[Rockinthe80s]

Oh yea... I had a client that thought her nails grew from the end too.. Haha!

 

[emmalou061987]

Hahaha my fella thought this previous comment was also true!! He didn't understand how my nail extension could be in filled and why there was a gap! Had to explain how nails grow the same as hair! His face was a picture!!


Emma-Louise @ALittleLuxury

 

[Mobile Manicure]

Oh yea... I had a client that thought her nails grew from the end too.. Haha!

It's not a rare misconception. I've had it plenty of times!

 

[Dani Richie]

It's not a rare misconception. I've had it plenty of times!

Really?

I just don't understand how that could make more sense than then growing from the fingertip? I find it so funny!

 

[Dani Richie]

New one for you: "If I text back to an offer will it charge to my phone bill?"

Bless!

 

[Spa Therapist]

I once had a client booked in for a full body massage. I explained to her VERY clearly how I'd like her to undress etc, but when I came back into the room she still had her jeans on under the towel. Before I had chance to say anything she whinged to me that I would soil her jeans with the oil.

That's why I asked you to take them off :lol:

 

[tonicj]

I had a client a couple of years ago who asked for a bottle of semen! She meant serum!

 

[Spa Therapist]

I had a client a couple of years ago who asked for a bottle of semen! She meant serum!

That's hilarious!! Did you laugh in her face?

 

[tonicj]

I had to turn my head and pretend I was looking for something! It was hilarious at the time!

 

[Spa Therapist]

I had to turn my head and pretend I was looking for something! It was hilarious at the time!

It must have been so hard to remain professional! It's almost painful trying not to smirk on those kinds of occasions :lol:

I must have heard so many, I can even remember hearing things and trying desperately not to laugh, but I can't for the life of me remember what any of them said!!

 

[Kristalinx]

Not a client but I had a nail tech keep correcting me that she was applying Brista Soothing Gel to my nails. She was recommended by CND as well... :S

 

[w1nnie]

A client told me I was allowed to go on holiday... errr.. pardon ??????

 

[w1nnie]

Oh, and the same client said I was allowed to have a cat.... really ? How kind :irked:

 

[blossom]

client: so why is that part of my nail pink and that bit white?

me: well that part is pink because underneath your nail, it is attached to your nailbed and the edge is only white(ish) because it's not attached.

client: no way! that's amazing!

lol

 

[happyfeet]

I had a client a couple of years ago who asked for a bottle of semen! She meant serum!

Too funny!

My 78 year old client at her first appointment:

Me: Youve got lovely long nails. What length shall we take them too.

Client: Just passed the *laughs and giggles* fingertip... *laughs and giggles again*... I was just about to say foreskin.

We both laugh. . A lot!

Client: It's ok love I used to be a nurse. I've seen and said all sorts!

She was a real tonic I can tell you. I'm not even going in to the story or how she described the porn her grandson who was her carer was watching and had left on the sky channel by accident!

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[Faylizzie]

My lovely 85 year old shellac regular made me a cuppa tea; conversation as follows;

Me; umm Mary I think you've put vinegar in my cuppa

Mary; ohh sorry dear I've given you my cup by accident

Me; .... You put vinegar in your tea?

Mary; oh yes I put vinegar in an on everything, I'm a little bit addicted!

Me; eww vinegar in your tea that's disgusting! How can you be addicted to vinegar?

Mary; well surely it's better than being addicted to crack?

She said this so dead pan I spat my tea out with laughter and laughed so much I had tears rolling down my cheeks! I absolutely LOVE this woman! She was so serious that she couldn't understand why it was so funny! This lady is the highlight of my life, honestly she's is an absolute joy to be around! Every appointment she comes out with hilarious comments! I won't repeat what she said about the 50 shades trilogy but I couldn't look at her in the eyes for a good month lol!! Xxxxx

 

[jade_brooke]

We had an elderly couple In around 70-75 the man was waiting for his wife's hair to be finished, and somehow they started talking about sex, ending with him winking at his wife saying we still like abit of the old sex, and her cheekily winking back so funny xx

 

[Kathryn135]

I had a rather hairy man once for an elemis deep tissue massage, so I body brushed him as per routine then did the massage. Next client was his wife, so I started to body brush, she said 'oh you do this to everyone? My husband though you were brushing his (body) hair so it was smoother for the massage!' Eeewwwww!

 

[Ashley Blakemore]

A client was enquiring about lash extensions and asked what happens in a few weeks, I told her that they will come away with your natural lashes when they shed so will look a bit gapy, before I had time to explain she looked horrified and said "my lashes shed! Will they all fall out?" I had to explain that yes all her lashes would all eventually shed but new ones grow through and because the natural lash is so fine you don't realise sometimes that they do shed. Iv never had anyone panic and think that before lol