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Unsafe Material Data Sheet
MegaonNitrate
Manufacturer and Contact Information
Manufacturer: Interactive Learning Paradigms, Inc. Contact: Email: ILPI Support
Web: http://www.ilpi.com/fun/msds/
Chemical ID #: QZ7-80949-749A Validity of this report: Zero, none, nada, zip
Date Prepared: Saturday, October 16, 2004 If you believe this you: need to get a life
Toxicity and Health Effects
MegaonNitrate is a chemical that has been scientifically proven to induce itchy bums in 9% of nail geekss after oral administration of 6 dumptruck loads.
Formal human studies on the toxicity of MegaonNitrate have not been done. However, a recently released FDA report revealed that The nail geeks developed humungous rectal hemorrhoids after just one exposure. OSHA and the EPA have reported that this chemical is so toxic that it makes cigarettes look like the Tooth Fairy.
Both acute and chronic exposure to MegaonNitrate results in fossilization of the arse. Occupational exposure is particularly severe for nail techs, who typically combine this chemical with bleach for use as a personal lubricant.
First Aid Procedures
In case of contact with skin, flush the affected area liberally with vodka for 15 minutes. If victim's butt comes in contact with MegaonNitrate, it is likely to shrink in size and probably should be removed surgically; in either case this will still be larger than an elephants's butt.
Inhalation of MegaonNitrate may cause diarrhea. If possible, remove victim to fresh air and administer blows to the head until the victim either dies or signs a legal waiver freeing you from liability.
Use of latex glovess with this chemical is generally recommended, however a study using this protection for simon cowell's rear revealed that MegaonNitrate can overwhelm even these protective measures
Unsafe Material Data Sheet
MegaonNitrate
Manufacturer and Contact Information
Manufacturer: Interactive Learning Paradigms, Inc. Contact: Email: ILPI Support
Web: http://www.ilpi.com/fun/msds/
Chemical ID #: QZ7-80949-749A Validity of this report: Zero, none, nada, zip
Date Prepared: Saturday, October 16, 2004 If you believe this you: need to get a life
Toxicity and Health Effects
MegaonNitrate is a chemical that has been scientifically proven to induce itchy bums in 9% of nail geekss after oral administration of 6 dumptruck loads.
Formal human studies on the toxicity of MegaonNitrate have not been done. However, a recently released FDA report revealed that The nail geeks developed humungous rectal hemorrhoids after just one exposure. OSHA and the EPA have reported that this chemical is so toxic that it makes cigarettes look like the Tooth Fairy.
Both acute and chronic exposure to MegaonNitrate results in fossilization of the arse. Occupational exposure is particularly severe for nail techs, who typically combine this chemical with bleach for use as a personal lubricant.
First Aid Procedures
In case of contact with skin, flush the affected area liberally with vodka for 15 minutes. If victim's butt comes in contact with MegaonNitrate, it is likely to shrink in size and probably should be removed surgically; in either case this will still be larger than an elephants's butt.
Inhalation of MegaonNitrate may cause diarrhea. If possible, remove victim to fresh air and administer blows to the head until the victim either dies or signs a legal waiver freeing you from liability.
Use of latex glovess with this chemical is generally recommended, however a study using this protection for simon cowell's rear revealed that MegaonNitrate can overwhelm even these protective measures
