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I was sent this in an email, and thought i'd share it with you all!!


This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!


NAME: Greg Bulmash.



SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.



DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.



DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.



EDUCATION: Yes.



LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.



SALARY: Less than I’m worth.



MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and ‘post-it’ notes.



REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.



AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying.



PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.



DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.



MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?



DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?



DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"



HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.



DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.



WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.



DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.



SIGN HERE: Aries.

 

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i think thats ace,its the sort of thing you say your gonna put when filling in forms but never do,i cant believe he got the job ,americans must have a better sense of humor than us brits ,good on him whoever he is
 

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That made me chuckle. The Americans say that they do not understand the English humour, well we understand theirs, and its great. But would you employ him????

mandy_moo_64 said:
I was sent this in an email, and thought i'd share it with you all!!


This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!


NAME: Greg Bulmash.



SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.



DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.



DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.



EDUCATION: Yes.



LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.



SALARY: Less than I’m worth.



MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and ‘post-it’ notes.



REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.



AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying.



PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.



DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.



MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?



DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?



DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"



HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.



DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.



WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.



DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.



SIGN HERE: Aries.

 

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Excellent, i wish i'd had the balls to write those sort of answers when i applied for saturday jobs when i was younger.

I rpobably wouldn't of ever got a job here though.. lol
 
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