"I feel like something from a very successful sit-com......bring me something new, Christian. Something new!"
Christian puzzled and puzzled, till his puzzler was sore. Yes, he could only think in cliches.
But suddenly he had a :idea: moment!.......
They would create an act together for Britains got talent.....something to do with sausages & peas & maybe a dog as well ( he knew that Simon was a sucker for dogs). They would begin to reherse right away. When he suggested this to Emma........