How cheap can people go?

[Lynne Baker]

All together now:
On the first day of Christmas my client gave to me, a half hearted tale of poverty.
On the second day of Christmas my client gave to me, two manky feet and a half hearted tale of poverty.

Over to you!

 

[Rinn]

on the third day of christmas my client gave to me 3 fungal nails.
and a half arsed tale of poverty!

 

[Tomme]

on the third day of christmas my client gave to me 3 fungal nails.
and a half arsed tale of poverty!

Eurgh! Xoxo