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beautifulnails03

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No Offence Gentlemen, but somebody sent me this and it made me smile. Ladies may enjoy it though! :)

MEN NEVER LISTEN!

On a flight to the USA, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

The flight attendant noticed his predicament.

"Sir", she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat
there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was
identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving heaven.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy

Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes.
A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons" replied the nurse. "The last button
marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your
pillow."


The Devil makes work for men's idle thumbs!


:evil: :twisted:
 

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horrible! horrible.........lol
 

LayStar

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Pmsl :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's just like the Virgin Mobile phone advert!!

hehehe

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Mrs Geek

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classic!!!!
 

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Im on the floor laughing!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, just "off" men at the mo!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Hiya

psml..............Hilarious.........carnt wait to show my hubby!!!!!!!!
 

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I just have to forward that to everyone I know, It is very funny
 
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