Quantcast

Warning

SalonGeek

Help Support SalonGeek:

claire 1

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jun 21, 2004
Messages
216
Reaction score
7
Location
Somerset
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all containers:

Warnings:


The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the heck happened to your bra.

The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 in the morning.

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.



Claire x
 

Lellipop

Lelli Loo Loo
Joined
Nov 6, 2003
Messages
10,231
Reaction score
442
Location
Lellipop Land
Oh i better keep drinking it now :D
 

princessmowgli

Well-Known Member
Joined
May 5, 2004
Messages
345
Reaction score
8
Location
Gloucester
Claire, how much time do you have on your hands???

The last time I seriously drank alcohol was 13 years ago. WHAT you say, yeh I know a long time ago but I can honestly say the reason for my NOT drinking EVER AGAIN is pure down to SEVERAL of the warning reasons you have mentioned. The most memeorable being the fact that I could have got my assed kicked big time due to thinking I was someone/something that I wasn't.
Must say being sober is great fun too as I see people being all of above all the time. Great laugh.

Sonia

PS Keep em coming
 

Sassy Hassy

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jun 30, 2004
Messages
13,102
Reaction score
694
Location
Eire
Claire, I so want to go to bed and you keep putting these wicked threads on! I could join the army's special forces the sleep deprivation I'm getting!
 

Latest posts

Top