i get clients who touch themselves when i'm still packing my tent away, i've given them their aftercare and explained about drying and not touching, yet i turn round and i'm like 'dont touch yourself or you'll end up with an uneven tan and orange hands' ..... 'i was seeing if it was dry' i explain it wont be *2minutes later* 'as i said before please dont sit on any light coloured furniture, it will come off your body and make you patchy and go onto the sofa and stain' ... 'oh is it still not dry yet?' *a few seconds later* 'no no no dont put your bra on, loose clothing, LOOSE!!!!' ..... 'what i cant wear a bra?!' *just before i am leaving* 'don;t rub your tan! it will come off and leave you with white patches!!' ... 'oh i splashed water on my arm and was blending it in' ARGGGHHHHHH christ the list goes on!
