I'm the chancellor - here is my budget

[adelekeegan1]

I have decided to appoint myself chancellor of the exchequer - well who else:green:

Here is my Spring budget

I shall be removing all duty and VAT from the following

Wine, Gin, Vodka and cigarettes - should be obvious to you all really
Petrol - don't use much myself but got to help my mobile geeks
Restaurant charges - yum yum
All nail products - more profit to us all

This is clearly leaving a huge hole in the economy and I shall be adding duty and 35% VAT to the following

All nail products sold through e-bay - that should slow them down
Stick ons from shops - because I can
Gym membership - exercise is the work of the devil
Trainers - must be the most hideous footwear EVER
Clothes below a size 14 - just because I will never get in them again
Mineral water without bubbles - yuk

I am open to suggestions and bribery:green:

 

[beautynails]

Clothes below a size 14 - just because I will never get in them again

That's it your out!!!

 

[Sassy Hassy]

Hear is my Spring budget
I am open to suggestions and bribery:green:

I suggest you correct the spelling before Carl slaps you! :green: BTW as World Leader, can't you just make everything tax exempt for all us geeks? :lol:

 

[adelekeegan1]

I suggest you correct the spelling before Carl slaps you! :green: Ooops all corrected now
BTW as World Leader, can't you just make everything tax exempt for all us geeks? :lol: Hmmm, its a thought, but who would I tax instead?

Will give it some thought - any suggestions:lol:

 

[oey]

But what about a Free Mobile laptop for us all (but geeks only) so we can all geek anywhere anytime!?!?!?

 

[adelekeegan1]

But what about a Free Mobile laptop for us all (but geeks only) so we can all geek anywhere anytime!?!?!?

Excellent suggestion - granted

 

[beautynails]

Well that's it..................I'm going to start a protest.


EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SKINNY GIRLS

SIZE 8 IS GREAT

 

[adelekeegan1]

Well that's it..................I'm going to start a protest.


EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SKINNY GIRLS

SIZE 8 IS GREAT

Oh all right then, don't throw all your toys out of the pram:lol::lol::lol:

 

[beautynails]

Too late. :irked:Tax my clothes, I'll chuck a tantie.


:lol::lol:

 

[adelekeegan1]

Too late. :irked:Tax my clothes, I'll chuck a tantie.


:lol::lol:

Now this will get you nowhere.

As world leader AND Chancellor I have to make unpopular decisions:cry:
I have tried to be lenient and help a fellow geek and I get this response:irked:

Don't forget sulking and tantrums will give you wrinkles.:green:

 

[beautynails]

Don't forget sulking and tantrums will give you wrinkles.:green:

No wrinkles here, I'm only 19. Tiana has more wrinkles then me. :lol:

 

[Chameleon]

I agree with everything.....especialy trainers....but please,pretty please can we just narrow clothes to size zero up to 4(US sizes),i am a 6,size 10 UK size....so i am personally peaking selfishly....:smack::lol:

Hooray for aaaaaaaalcohol....especially wine!:green:

 

[adelekeegan1]

Okay - I've removed the tax on clothes in small sizes but I'm going to have to put a tax on big pink fluffy slippers to make up the difference:green:

 

[Chameleon]

Okay - I've removed the tax on clothes in small sizes but I'm going to have to put a tax on big pink fluffy slippers to make up the difference:green:

ooooh yes...those pink ones,especially the mule type,that you would once see on Kate O mara or Joan Collins from the 80s...hehe:lol:

 

[beautynails]

Okay - I've removed the tax on clothes in small sizes but I'm going to have to put a tax on big pink fluffy slippers to make up the difference:green:

Hmmmmm, okay as long as it's only pink ones. I would not be happy if I had to replace my turquoise ones & they had a big tax.

:lol:

 

[maguire]

COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE AWAY THE TAX ON OUR WAGES

AND CLAIM IT BACK FROM THE SUPER RICH THEY WON'T MISS IT:lol:

 

[1999judy]

ooooh yes...those pink ones,especially the mule type,that you would once see on Kate O mara or Joan Collins from the 80s...hehe:lol:

Good idea...what about my negligee though?
What else can I wear on my feet with that whilst geeking and drinking a cocktail??

 

[adelekeegan1]

COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE AWAY THE TAX ON OUR WAGES

AND CLAIM IT BACK FROM THE SUPER RICH THEY WON'T MISS IT:lol:

Consider it done

Good idea...what about my negligee though?
What else can I wear on my feet with that whilst geeking and drinking a cocktail??

You need an nice pair of metallic leather flip flops like what I've got, with Brisa toes
I'll do 'em at a good price (gems included) - got to get away from those mules sweetie - oh and I'm not taxing negligees yet:green:

 

[del3]

Well that's it..................I'm going to start a protest.


EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SKINNY GIRLS

SIZE 8 IS GREAT

I agree size 8 is great..............
that makes me twice as great!
lmao:lol::lol::lol:

 

[gillian w]

Onions and earcandles. On or off, dont care just had to get them in somewhere.