Rude Customers!!!???

[Michelle77]

A LESSON TO ALL EMPLOYEES WHO WORK WITH RUDE CUSTOMERS

Indeed, an award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate Attendant in
Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her
point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as
cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had
been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long
line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed
his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said,
"I HAVE To be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The
attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you,but
I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work
something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your Attention
please," she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We
have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks
behind him in line laughing hysterically, The man glared at the Virgin
attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!" Without flinching,
she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for
that too."

 

[christi]

Pmsl!


Fantastic a woman after my own heart, im proud of her!


Go Girl!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Luv 'n' hugs
xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[bunnymad]

Where can you go to learn quick off the cuff remarks like that - sign me up pronto! Way to go! This is the sort of thing I come up with about three days after the event after I have calmed down, well OK, not quite as good as that - what I wouldn't give to be able to be so quick and stay so calm!

 

[Honey!]

Great joke keep em coming

 

[Glorsclaws]

Ha! ha! ha! .... I soooo love that one!

 

[AthenaNI]

A few months ago at a club a guy grabbed my arm and said, "we're dancin". I didn't want to so politely turned him down. He turned nasty, called me a b*tch and told me to go f*** myself. I just turned and said, "can't, the batteries are dead." He turned bright red and his friends erupted in laughter and I walked off pleased that for once I'd managed to think of something smart to say at the time and afterwards like I normally do.

Jan

 

[Little Angel]

A few months ago at a club a guy grabbed my arm and said, "we're dancin". I didn't want to so politely turned him down. He turned nasty, called me a b*tch and told me to go f*** myself. I just turned and said, "can't, the batteries are dead." He turned bright red and his friends erupted in laughter and I walked off pleased that for once I'd managed to think of something smart to say at the time and afterwards like I normally do.

Jan

LMAO

 

[yogacat]

Marvellous!
Both of those comments definitely get points for smart comebacks! "batteries are dead"!