I say that and then some LOL
I say things like
"how'd you like to me to crack your heads together like coconuts?"
or
"do you want to keep talking with that mouth?"
or
"I'm on the verge of crazy, do you like me crazy?"
or
"I KNOW you didn't just say/do that! because then you would know to run!"
or
" 1.............. 2.................." I usually don't make it to 3 before they comply LOL
or
"I can put you in timeout here just like I can at home, watch me do it"
or
"it only hurts if you sit on it"
or
"fight you buggers, I hate peace" (My nana used to say that lol confused us every time haha)
or
"WHAT is wrong with you? WHAT were you thinking?"
etc etc....
I'm sure we've all said these and more lol