I can't STAND "hozzie" for hospital!
"at the end of the day right..."
"I turned around and said... So he turned around and said..." - who are all these people spinning around mid-conversation?!
Incorrect use of "ironic" and "mortified"
"I LITERALLY died laughing" - No you didn't!!
One I see a lot on buy/sell pages - "Brought for £12.00, selling for £5.00" - that's not miss-spelling it's using a totally different word!
I used to work in a spa that had "Elemis Skin Pacific Facials" on the menu apparently!
My husband asks if I will "itch his back"
I too hate the word "moist"
People on Jeremy Kyle don't seem to understand what self respect or dignity are and just throw the words around when they dislike someone
People who aren't from Scotland using the word "wee"
Mixing up "lend" and "borrow"
"If you have any queries please contact MYSELF" - that makes no sense whatsoever. Only YOU can contact YOURSELF!
My husband says "gotten" and "off of" - these are Americanisms and he insists they aren't
Oops sorry, there are more than I thought! Once I started I got on a roll