Marriage proposal Via Facebook

[VHunter]

I just HAD to share this with all of you guys. This is TOO FUNNY not to share.

Sooo I logged into my BUSINESS profile on Facebook. Note: my BUSINESS profile and NOT my personal one, that features 'nails' as a profile pic.
Oh look! I have mail...

So, I open mail and read this...my replies follow in blue... hehehehe

je cherche une fille pour mariage serieux eternel n'importe quel age ???

(which means "I'm looking for a girl for serious marriage eternal, any age." As you read on, you'll see his french is as bad as his english)

are you freaking nuts?????????????

nnn I'm serious

HAHAHAHAHA then you must be desperate or want Canadian Citizenship LOL
I'm married with two kids and old enough to be your mother probably.
Go out and find a wife the old fashioned way

wait just wait that is good you give me Canadian citizenship ok
but i wanna be with you , i can give you all you need i have a good health and good duck i don't care if you have more age for me just i wanna be with you

HAHAHAHAHA

yOU'RE NOT LISTENING. GO AWAY.
I am not Canadian, you IDIOT. I am AMERICAN!!
And I am already MARRIED!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
ps: I don't need a duck. I have a dog and cat.

(I think he actually meant something else... but I was yanking his chain, pardon my pun LOL)


I was laughing so hard I was crying!!

Anyone need a "good duck"? He's apparently giving his away

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[samjackjord]

Love it! Desperado is on the loose with he duck:lol:

 

[eden_beauty]

OMG!!!!!!!! Me and my hubby were in stitches at this.........what a saddo and the p.s you sent was hilarious.... i don't need a duck i have a cat and a dog

ha ha ha ha

 

[VHunter]

OMG!!!!!!!! Me and my hubby were in stitches at this.........what a saddo and the p.s you sent was hilarious.... i don't need a duck i have a cat and a dog

ha ha ha ha

LOL
Yeah, I couldn't resist it.
I actually sent that part as a separate message, as an afterthought.
I called my girlfriend up the street, tears streaming down my face, laughing like a maniac.
Then I started to do the pee-pee dance because I was laughing so hard, I had to pee :lol:

So, THEN I posted on my hubby's Facebook wall

Do you have "a good duck"? Because I really MUST have a "good duck" to stay married to you
LMFAO

xoxo luv ya babe hehehe

I've been roaring for a good hour over this one.
It's not the first time I've been "Facebook Trolled" (weirdos looking through other people's friend's lists and messaging all the women on them) and proposed to etc BUT it was the first time on my Business Profile AND the funniest by far.

Wow, I live in a crazy world
LOL

 

[naturalnails]

This is quite funny, but it really should be a blog!