VHunter
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two words for you, missy: Restraining order
lol
two words for you, missy: Restraining order
Tell Jacqui to shut her pie hole. She hasn't bathed in 25 years!
Showers during the week.
Sunday early evening.........warm bath, candles, Elemis milk bath, L'Occitane Rose or Jo Malone oil. Face mask on, hair mask on......relax.
Well it's only once a week!
Both, but my shower is broken so only have a bath at moment. On plus side though, the hard skin on my feet is next to nothing now lol.
Perhaps someone should suggest a sausage soap to Mad Beauty, a one off just for Tammie lol
Xx
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HAHA! how funny! She may be persuaded to share bathwater with that bloke from axl though!
I prefer showers, also hate the thought of sitting in the water. And theyre always too hot and when I stand up I go all light headed lol! X
Natalie, I'm taking heat for the sausages and it's you and Emma!
And for the record, I think you're right. Axle could lure our beloved Jacqui into the first tub she's seen in 25 years.
Haha Lolly, you seem to be getting to know me too well, I wouldn't need to be persuaded I would be sitting in it waiting for him.
But would you mind refraining from referring to Axl as 'that bloke' ... I'm still a little discombobulated that you don't even know who he is!!!!! lol
Jacqui xx
Natalie, I'm taking heat for the sausages and it's you and Emma!
And for the record, I think you're right. Axle could lure our beloved Jacqui into the first tub she's seen in 25 years.
I thought I had taken care of you and this restraining order last time ... it is my belief that you are currently sitting somewhere in jail in your halloween nightgown in a strait jacket .. so how did you get back here threatening me with yet another order???!!!!!
You are more slippery than the slipperiest eel.
But on to Axl, he could lure me into a burning building!!!! He'd have to work it a little bit though, I know when to play hard to get lol.
And have I mentioned anywhere previously on all the other sausage threads that I hate sausages!!!!!
Jacqui xx
What!!!? How can ANYONE not know the infamous Mr Rose!?
I'm in shock lol xx
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Oh Jacqui, you're in a very sticky situation. In fact, if Tammie has escaped, you're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. lol xx
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Haha Lolly, you seem to be getting to know me too well, I wouldn't need to be persuaded I would be sitting in it waiting for him.
But would you mind refraining from referring to Axl as 'that bloke' ... I'm still a little discombobulated that you don't even know who he is!!!!! lol
Jacqui xx
Pie-hole/cake-hole - U.S. term for mouth.
And leave it to you, Ms. Debbie, to bring sausages into the mix! Glad to see you back to your rosy cheeks!
I know and I'm so sorry. We need to ban Taggyboy for leading it astray. It wasn't me this time, I swear.
I wondered how long it would take for this thread to turn into talk about sausages!!!
This is the third one of mine now, lol
Oh Jacqui, you're in a very sticky situation. In fact, if Tammie has escaped, you're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. lol xx
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I will google him! X
Sounds a bit naughty! Better ask Jacqui first.
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